JUNE 6th 1944 ----- D-Day ----- Never Forget

As I sit and look out upon the peaceful sea,
I cannot imagine the sight in Normandy,
On June 6th 1944.

It was deadly and brutal and we were at war,
Some gave their all, others gave more,
On June 6th 1944.

It amazes me how much a Country can change in just 65 years.


John Murtha Surrenders to a bunch of thugs
with diapers on their heads.

A real leader Gen Dwight D Eisenhower gives the
order of the Day. "Full victory - nothing else"

In case anybody has forgotten, June 6th 1944 was D-Day. Operation Overlord.

This was the day Allied forces began to liberate France from the Nazi occupation that had enslaved them for years. There were 4,391 Allied and American troops who lost their lives on June 6th 1944. That’s just ONE day. These brave young heroes fought against overwhelming Nazi forces and they did it! They overcame their enemies.

How could they do this you ask?


They just did it, they didn't give up. How do you
think these guys would feel knowing that the very freedom
that they fought and died for is being cheapened by leftist
America hating liberals? They wouldn't like it. They fought
VERY hard. Most of these heroes were just kids. What they
endured cannot possibly be understood by leftist liberals.



Given the exact same situation, if 06/06/1944 happened
today 06/06/2009 with our current crop of surrendering politicians
we would all be speaking German now, Nazi German that is.
But we are not. Why? We used to be a Country where we were
admired because we WERE strong.

No whining and and negative reporting from the main stream media, no traitorous declarations of defeat from our own politicians. No time lines for withdrawal. I’m sure we still had Democrats then but they were different. They were on our side.



Yeah, America was different then too. We had a backbone.
Our soldiers fought with valor and our entire Country stood
behind them. Thats why we are free.


What happened?

Liberalism, Political Correctness, Peaceniks, Cindy Sheehan, diversity nuts, Mexicans, Democrat appeasers and a whole Country full of lazy and stupid Americans that seem to think our freedom is free. These Idiots don’t have a clue. Our freedom comes with a cost. These morons are more than willing to enjoy our freedom but don't seem to understand that our freedom is fragile and has been paid for in blood and sacrifice from others.

It amazes me how much a Country can change in just 65 years.

Just look at these liberal idiots, oh, sorry George. Looks
like you're stuck between a Liberal and a Coward.

America has always been free through her strength and will only stay free with strength.

GOD BLESS AMERICA! God bless the brave warriors of freedom who really know what it was like on the beach that day. June 6th 1944.

Much Love, Bungee.

Illegal Immigrant Exercise Class

I found this video very interesting.

A huge van loaded with illegal cockroaches from down south smashes into an innocent driver. Do any of the occupants of this huge van stop and render aid? Do any of the occupants of this huge van at least check to make sure the innocent driver is ok? No, they don't.



Bungee Reporting live from Mexazona.

You see, these are Illegal Immigrant Invaders, they don't care much for Americans, as a matter of fact they loath us. But yet they come here by the millions. (another good video).

They come here for the benefits that were meant to be provided to Americans, benefits that are rapidly dwindling.

They bring with them crime, gangs, disease, drugs, and more. They are a burden on our health care, educational and social services. These Illegals are uneducated and have no marketable skills other than menial labor which they will do for almost nothing.

They claim they are here to do the jobs "Americans wont do" ... This is bullshit. Americans will and always have done any job that needs doing, they simply want fair compensation for their work. Now that our once wonderful country has been inundated with Illegal labor Illegals will work under the table for slave wages, Americans wont, so they become unemployed (Oldie but Goodie).

However, when we try to enforce our Immigration laws and protect our sovereignty and start deporting these criminals we must then endure countless episodes of sniveling and hanky wringing by bleeding heart liberals that think we are being "inhumane". Just wait until these criminals move in next door to one of these "bed wetting liberals" and let their squealing begin.

Oh no! I shouldn't have to live like this, they blast loud salsa music all night, urinate on my flowers, and the throw beer cans everywhere, how could this be? This is our America! Oprah told me so!

Deal with it liberals, you made your bed, lie in it, make sure to have plenty of Kleenex handy.

Ok, enough! I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning and felt the need for a good rant. I have included a few good links for your viewing pleasure, some you may have seen before but I still find them enjoyable (I'm a Monkey and easily amused).


Much love as always, your friend, Bungee.

Um, ... OK

LAGOS (Reuters) - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

I wont even comment on this. This is a real Reuters news article, its not from the onion.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Actual booking photo.

Glad they nabbed him before he could cause more trouble. I guess this troublesome billy goat was stopped right in its tracks!

I am just a simple Monkey but I wouldn't arrest a goat.

Much Love, Bungee

This is just WRONG

4 Oakland Police Officers Killed By LaVelle Mixon - One Officer From Concord







Whats really going on out there?
Bungee reporting

(Original story from Yahoo) I wanted to include this one sentence from the Yahoo article.

"People lingered at the scene of the first shooting. About 20 bystanders taunted police."

This sentence really says quite a bit about what's out there. Updated article follows.

OAKLAND — Four Oakland, Calif., police officers were shot to death in two separate incidents involving one suspect near the Eastmont police substation Saturday afternoon after a man pulled over for a routine traffic stop opened fire, police said.

Ask any Cop, no traffic stop is "routine" God Bless these men and women that wade through the filth of society on a daily basis to protect us.

The man, a 27-year-old Oakland resident, was later fatally shot in a gun battle with SWAT officers in a nearby apartment complex where he hid.

Authorities discovered the alleged gunman, 27-year-old LaVelle Mixon, had an extensive criminal history. At the time of the shooting, he was in violation of parole for assault with a deadly weapon, police said.

What a stellar citizen this savage was! You can run but you damn sure cant hide.

The veteran officers killed were sergeants: Mark Dunakin, 40, of Tracy, a traffic officer with the department since 1991; Erv Romans, 43, of Danville, a 13-year veteran with the force; and Dan Sakai, 35, a nine-year veteran, police said. Romans and Sakai were SWAT team members. This was the first time any sergeant in the department had been slain.

Officer John Hege, 41, of Concord, was on life support and later died at Highland Hospital. A fifth officer who was not identified was grazed by a bullet. He was treated and released from the hospital.

This whole thing just reeks. I have been following the story of Oscar Grant and can understand the justifiable anger over what looks like outright murder by the BART police. Give Justice a chance, it works most of the time. There is no good to come from rioting and destroying other peoples property that were not even involved in this incident.

The reason I put this in here is that certain members of this "Community" feel that killing four Cops is OK. Video

Calls from BNO News to the Oakland Police Department seeking a comment were not immediately returned. The statement from Gov. Schwarzenegger can be found below.

“This is a tragic day for law enforcement officers everywhere. All four officers dedicated their lives to public safety and selflessly worked to protect the people of Oakland. Maria and I join the Bay Area in remembering their service and honoring their sacrifice. Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of those lost, the Oakland Police Department and law enforcement officers throughout California during this difficult time.”

Much Love, Bungee

Finally, An Immigrant to the UK that "gets it"

I'm standing up for Britain, says Sri Lankan postmaster who won't serve migrants who won't learn English.





Bungee reporting.

There's a huge Union Flag flying proudly outside Deva Kumarasiri’s house and it’s been there so long the edges are tattered and torn.

Nearby, another one flutters from the back of his favourite Land Rover as he drives to work as the local cornershop postmaster.

In case it’s not immediately clear, the Sri Lankan-born father of two – who fulfilled a dream to come to this country 17 years ago and took citizenship to make his life here – is proud to be British.

Mr Kumarasiri

So proud, in fact, that he’s insisting all his fellow immigrants embrace our culture with the same enthusiasm as he does. Yesterday Mr Kumarasiri, who taught his two daughters every word of the National Anthem, introduced a controversial regime at his post office counter.

It shouldn't be controversial it should be commonplace. Good for him!!

If his customers can’t be bothered to learn English, he tells them, they must go away and learn it before he serves them.

His bold stand against nonintegration has sent a shudder of political correctness down whatever spine the post office has these days, and infuriated some local do-gooders who accused him of inciting division among the community.

So he has been accused him of inciting division among the community. Maybe that's what a "community" needs to truly be a community.

1.	a social group of any size whose members reside in a specific locality, share government, and often have a common cultural and historical heritage.

But a few minutes spent with the 40-year-old Liberal Democrat councillor are about all it takes to establish his motives are pure – and that he’s driven only by a passion for the country he loves.

‘Nobody stands up for anything in Britain any more,’ he said.

From what I have read this is true, "Great Britain" is going from Great to Gone.

‘It’s the best country in the world as far as I’m concerned, but the great country I once called Great Britain has changed a lot since I came here.

There is a common problem with Countries, Mr Kumarasiri. You see, Countries are usually built and developed over a long period of time by hard working smart people, its very hard work to build a Country.

Once the Country is built and becomes prosperous it will inevitability be invaded and overcome by other people that are not real smart nor are they willing to work very hard to maintain said Country.

Much like the USA, which has been overcome by the Mexican invaders, people that are not real smart nor are they willing to work very hard to maintain said Country. There is no desire from most of these invaders to become a positive part of their host Country.

What happens next, you ask?

Bye, Bye Country.

‘All I’m doing is telling people if they want to live in Britain, be British. Don’t boo our soldiers when they come home from Iraq. Don’t live your life without embracing our culture. Don’t stay here without making any effort to learn the language. And if you don’t want to be British, go home.’

Thank you, Mr Kumarasiri for your accurate and honest statement.


I think the English will recognize and applaud your honesty. I also feel that you are making a statement that may cause bad feelings in the "multicultural" arena. You may be accused of being a citizen of the UK, which you are. I'll leave it to the Britons to say, ... Welcome.

Mr Kumarasiri runs the post office inside a shop in Sneinton, an inner city area of Nottingham that boasts a diverse ethnic mix.

He became so weary of customers expecting to be served

without uttering a word of English that he took to telling them to go away and learn the language. It’s not exactly a ban, he says, because they keep coming back anyway.

But he tells those who make no effort to speak English they will need an interpreter if he is to give them a proper standard of service.

‘Our laws are written in English; our culture is chronicled in English. How can anybody understand that if they can’t understand English? I tell them if they don’t speak the language and they can’t be bothered to learn, then don’t bother coming here.’

Spot on, Mr Kumarasiri.

Mr Kumarasiri, whose wife is a nurse, likes to call his regular customers ‘duck’ and ‘dear’, following local tradition.

‘The fabric of the nation begins to unravel if we don’t all speak the same language. When I left Sri Lanka I left behind that country’s culture, customs and language. I have done my utmost ever since to be part of this country’s culture. Far too many people come here and expect Britain to change to suit them.

Far too many Immigrants feel that the host Country they have decided to infest just adopt their ways, Why? Why should a "Country" have to change their way's to support these parasites?

‘An Asian woman came in here yesterday and I insisted she spoke to me in English. She replied she preferred to speak in her mother tongue, but I told her Britain was now her motherland and she should speak English.’

Good! Speaka daa English!

As we talk in his shop, an Eastern European woman silently presents a £299 benefit cheque at the counter to be cashed. A Pakistani man – berated earlier by Mr Kumarasiri for not speaking English, smiles as he struggles with ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.

‘I decided to make this stand because I think too many Britons are afraid to talk out,’ he explains. ‘If they insist on everyone speaking English they are afraid of being branded a racist.’

Mr Kumarasiri grew up in a village outside the Sri Lankan capital of Colombo and learned English at school. He always dreamed of coming to England and worked in a garage, warehouse, shops and another post office before taking over this one in Sneinton.

He met his wife, Durga, here and both his daughters, Shahani, ten, and Heshini, eight, were born here.

He took a ‘stupid citizenship test’ at which he was asked questions such as what age he needed to be to buy cigarettes in Britain, and holds a British passport.

Back in his native Sri Lanka, he said, people were still proud to be associated with their former colonial ruler. ‘Still we have the pride that Britain left behind,’ he said. ‘The laws are still there, the schools are still there. The kids have courtesy. They have discipline. Here, all that is gone. Let’s bring it back.’

Right on!

Much Love, Bungee

An Article I Copped From Free Republic

Something of Historic Proportion is Happening.







This is a well written article I
found on Freerepublic.com.
Its a bit long but worth the read,
if you care about Our America.
I am not sure of the Author but it
is a great article.

Presented in Technicolor by Bungee,
Your friendly neighborhood Monkey.


I am a student of history. Professionally. I have written 15 books in six languages, and have studied it all my life. I think there is something monumentally large afoot, and I do not believe it is just a banking crisis, or a mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes, these exist but they are merely single facets on a very large gemstone that is only now coming into a sharper focus. Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it because I know how it feels, smells, what it looks like, and how people react to it. Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing, but there is something happening within our country that has been evolving for about 10 - 1 5 years. The pace has dramatically quickened in the past two.

We demand and then codify into law the requirement that our banks make massive loans to people whom we know can never pay back? Why? We learn just days ago that the Federal Reserve, which has little or no real oversight by anyone, has "loaned" two trillion dollars (that is $2,000,000,000, 000) over the past few months, but will not tell us to whom or why or disclose the terms. That is our money. Yours and mine. And that is three times the $700B we all argued about so strenuously just this past September. Who has this money? Why do they have it? Why are the terms unavailable to us? Who asked for it? Who authorized it? I thought this was a government of "We the People," who loaned our powers to our elected leaders.. Apparently not.

We have spent two or more decades intentionally de-industrializing our economy. Why? We have intentionally dumbed down our schools, ignored our history, and no longer teach our founding documents, why we are exceptional, and why we are worth preserving. Students by and large cannot write, think critically, read, or articulate.

Parents are not revolting, teachers are not picketing, school boards continue to back mediocrity. Why?

We have now established the precedent of protesting every close election (now violently in California over a proposition that is so controversial that it wants marriage to remain between one man and one woman. Did you ever think such a thing possible just a decade ago?). We have corrupted our sacred political process by allowing unelected judges to write laws that radically change our way of life, and then mainstream Marxist groups like ACORN and others to turn our voting system into a banana republic. To what purpose?

Now our mortgage industry is collapsing, housing prices are in free fall, major industries are failing, our banking system is on the verge of collapse, Social Security is nearly bankrupt, as is Medicare and our entire government. Our education system is worse than a joke (I teach college and know precisely what I am talking about.) The list is staggering in its length, breadth, and depth. It is potentially 1929 x 10. And we are at war with an enemy we cannot name for fear of offending people of the same religion who cannot wait to slit the throats of your children if they have the opportunity to do so.

And now we have elected a man no one knows anything about, who has never run so much as a Dairy Queen, let alone a town as big as Wasilla , Alaska .. All of his associations and alliances are with real radicals in their chosen fields of employment, and everything we learn about him, drip by drip, is unsettling if not downright scary (Surely you have heard him speak about his idea to create and fund a mandatory civilian defense force stronger than our military for use inside our borders?

Bungee attempting to contact Chairman Zero's teleprompter to discuss some important issues.

No? Oh, of course. The media would never play that for you over and over and then demand he answer it. Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter and $150,000 wardrobe is more important.)

Mr. Obama's winning platform can be boiled down to one word: Change. Why? I have never been so afraid for my country and for my children as I am now. This man campaigned on bringing people together, something he has never, ever done in his professional life. In my assessment, Obama will divide us along philosophical lines, push us apart, and then try to realign the pieces into a new and different power structure. Change is indeed coming. And when it comes, you will never see the same nation again.

And that is only the beginning. I thought I would never be able to experience what the ordinary, moral German felt in the mid-1930s. In those times, the savior was a former smooth-talking rabble-rouser from the streets, about whom the average German knew next to nothing.

What they did know was that he was associated with groups that shouted, shoved, and pushed around people with whom they disagreed; he edged his way onto the political stage through great oratory and promises. Economic times were tough, people were losing jobs, and he was a great speaker. And he smiled and waved a lot. And people, even newspapers, were afraid to speak out for fear that his "brown shirts" would bully them into submission. And then he was duly elected to office, with a full-throttled economic crisis at hand [the Great Depression]. Slowly but surely he seized the controls of government power, department by department, person by person, bureaucracy by bureaucracy. The kids joined a Youth Movement in his name , where they were taught what to think. How did he get the people on his side? He did it promising jobs to the jobless, money to the moneyless, and goodies for the military-industrial complex. He did it by indoctrinating the children, advocating gun control, health care for all, better wages, better jobs, and promising to re-instill pride once again in the country, across Europe , and across the world.

He did it with a compliant media - Did you know that? And he did this all in the name of justice and .. . . change. And the people surely got what they voted for. (Look it up if you think I am exaggerating. ) Read your history books. Many people objected in 1933 and were shouted down, called names, laughed at, and made fun of. When Winston Churchill pointed out the obvious in the late 1930s while seated in the House of Lords in England (he was not yet Prime Minister), he was booed into his seat and called a crazy troublemaker. He was right, though ..

Don't forget that Germany was the most educated, cultured country in Europe . It was full of music, art, museums, hospitals, laboratories, and universities. And in less than six years - a shorter time span than just two terms of the U. S. presidency - it was rounding up its own citizens, killing others, abrogating its laws, turning children against parents, and neighbors against neighbors. All with the best of intentions, of course. The road to Hell is paved with them. As a practical thinker, one not overly prone to emotional decisions, I have a choice: I can either believe what the objective pieces of evidence tell me (even if they make me cringe with disgust); I can believe what history is shouting to me from across the chasm of seven decades; or I can hope I am wrong, close my eyes, have another latte and ignore what is transpiring around me.

Some people scoff at me; others laugh or think I am foolish, naive, or both. Perhaps I am. But I have never been afraid to look people in the eye and tell them exactly what I believe - and why I believe it. I pray I am wrong. I do not think I am.

I pray you are wrong too, but I really don't think you are.












Much Love, Bungee (Commando) Monkey at your service.

Before its too late.

Got to see this!

Bungee posted this website for your enjoyment, Please enjoy while you can, I'm sure Chairman Zero will have it removed.

This excellent site is updated every Friday!

Excellent Artical!

Viewpoint - March 11, 2009

Democrats' Immigration Policy: No Juan Left Behind

2009-03-10 15:14:00

By RON HART

So weakened by his lack of popularity and public protest when he did attempt some reform, Bush did not adequately deal with illegal immigration. As a result, he punted to the Obama leftists the power to shape immigration policy.

Democrats came to power by dividing their supporters into classes based on perceived slights and victimization, placing immigrants in a special, fledgling growth area - a loyal voting bloc. Republicans, who view them as a cheap way to finish that rock wall in their back yard, never had the courage to address the issue. Democrats do not want self-reliant immigrants like Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal for fear they might undermine their “All Minorities are Victims and Must be Subsidized to Succeed” platform. “Racist” Republicans do not want any Puerto Ricans for fear they might marry their daughters.

Even when we try to make English our official language, we meet with protest from Democrats and one Republican governor of California. Americans are tired of pressing 1 for English. As poll after poll proves, we want English to be our way of communicating, followed closely by that pig Latin-derived language Snoop Dog uses in which every word ends with “snizzel.”

If you do not think unfettered immigration can pose a problem for the existing inhabitants, just ask Native Americans (you may know them as Indians).

I have no problem with immigration; it is the illegal part that’s troubling. Hard-working immigrants here legally in active pursuit of the American dream delight me. But we should decide whom we let in; we should not just allow in the freeloaders (the future Democratic base) who think they are entitled to come here and lay claim to our largesse with an anchor baby.

Should immigration even be a Federal issue, since illegals mostly use local services such as schools, hospitals, police, etc.? It is estimated that an illegal family with kids in school costs a city $23,000 per year in services. With special English classes, some estimates are higher. Without a consumption based “fair tax,” illegals pay nothing toward their own keep. We pay their costs in property and sales taxes.

Gang activity is now mostly driven by illegal Hispanic immigrants. Thankfully, there are signs that Attorney General Eric Holder will be tough on at least some illegals. Last week he ceremoniously arrested 700 Mexican drug and gun dealers out West. He might have arrested them and charged them with capitalism, the worst crime anyone can commit in the eyes of the Obama administration.

Politicians find themselves in tall weeds here, wallowing in a problem of their own making. They look only to polls, not their consciences, for guidance on votes. My suggestion is simple: if someone wants to come to America, he or she must add value rather than be a drain.

I was reminded recently how our policies have changed when German scientist Konrad Dannenberg died in Alabama at age 96. He invented the V-2 rocket for Nazi Germany. We brought him to the USA, where he spearheaded our missile program that kept us safe. As his obituary should have said, he was survived by the human race. I feel strongly that persons like Dannenberg (and any Eastern European supermodel) should quickly be granted citizenship. We must replenish our reservoir of future Donald Trump wives.

We should decide who comes here. Taxpaying American citizens should not be put upon by those looking to take advantage of the government cheese plate the Democrats will offer. If an illegal wants to stay, he should have to serve in our military for his green card. Illegals have a long history of fighting in America. 10,000 Mexicans fought at the Alamo; there would have been more but they only had three cars.

Given the rising unemployment in the U.S., many of the illegals who came here for work are heading home. This leaves us with the ones who are here to mooch off of us or who are willing to live a life of crime; neither is positive for America. Unless a Dominican has a 97-mile-per-hour fast ball and pitches for the Braves, I feel he should not be here illegally.

Those immigrants who want to come here and who are willing to do something of value for that privilege should be welcomed. Since they have long been willing to come here to do the work Americans are unwilling to do, I suggest their first job should be to write and enforce a coherent immigration policy for us.

Muslim PC sues after workmates 'laughed at his beard'

OK, I couldn't resist this one. The following Daily Mail article has some blithering idiot whining because he was "forced out of his job by colleagues who made fun of his beard and called him a 'f***ing Paki'.
This guy is supposed to be a cop, not a crybaby!! Cops and military personnel shouldn't wear beards in the first place, it affects the fitting of gas masks to the point that they are useless.




Bungee Reporting

This poor ex-policeman was so distraught that his colleagues would make fun of him because of his beard that now he want's to sue what "Used to be" Great Briton. WHY?
Perhaps this could be why: (click all images to enlarge)















He looks like a blooming cartoon, that's why. This is something out of Monty Python, it has to be, this can't be a real article. The Ministry of silly beards? Look at that ridiculous beard!! It looks like he put some Elmer's glue on his face and swept up a barbershop floor with his chin!

So now he wants to sue, that's nice. What is it about all these idiots that want to sue somebody because they had their poor little feelings hurt? Oh, that's right, its all about the money. Money that he did not earn himself.

Perhaps he should remain on the force and earn a living, he could actually be a great cop, criminals will be laughing at him too hard to resist arrest or commit more crimes. I can just imagine this guy responding to a bank robbery in progress and seeing the robbers start laughing so hard they drop their weapons.

PC Javid Iqbal: 'My beard is an important part of my identity'

I'll just bet it is, Iqbal, you look like a fool. Why are you so worried about your stupid beard, its just facial hair. If its causing you such a problem, shave it off!! You look the same coming or going anyway. Its embarrassing.

PC Javid Iqbal, 38, said white officers openly discussed in front of him how they were 'better' than their ethnic-minority colleagues.

If he means muslims are the ethnic-minority colleagues then perhaps a fact rings true. Being a "better law enforcement officer" could possibly mean arresting criminals on the basis of their crime, not their religion or lack of the muslim variety.

The married father of two also claims officers pulled faces at each other if told they had to go out on patrol with him and forced him to walk home from a job instead of picking him up.

Pulled Faces? What does that mean? You mean like this one?

Hell, I'd drop ol' Wooly Willy off too, make him walk. If you look like a clown be prepared to be treated as one. I wouldn't want old Wooly in the my patrol car, just suppose the moon becomes full while he was in the car, he might "change into something" just a thought.

Mr Iqbal says he was sacked after fellow-officers in Luton launched a 'smear and witch-hunt campaign' during which they lodged a string of complaints about his performance.

He is taking the Bedfordshire force to an employment tribunal claiming he is the victim of racial and religious discrimination and unfair dismissal.

The claims will add to concern about institutional racism in police forces.

An employment tribunal in London recently heard evidence that an 'apartheid culture' was operated at Belgravia police station, with separate vans for white and black staff.

Yep! Its all about the moolah!! Poor, Poor pitiful me, you laughed so PAY ME. How can anybody walk around looking like one of those people that have a beard made of bee's not expect to be teased?

Mr Iqbal, who was born and raised in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, told the Daily Mail: 'My beard is an important part of my identity which helps other Muslims relate to me.

I'll bet it does. Should he not also be concerned about all the non-muslims in the Christian Country of England relating to him as well?

'I am disgusted that I was bullied by other officers because of my beliefs. I became a policeman because I believed in putting something back into society.

'I have found that institutional racism is still very much around.'

Mr Iqbal was working in Hertfordshire County Council's finance department when he became a special constable for the Bedfordshire force, one day a week.

Um, Mr Iqbal, how is this institutional racism? You are white, a Caucasian, you just have a stupid beard, how is this considered racism?

Following the 7/7 bombings in London in 2005, he volunteered to go on patrol every night after work for two weeks to help reassure the large Muslim population of Luton, who were concerned about revenge attacks.

Perhaps he would have better served by assuring the population of Luton and the rest of his precinct there would be no more attacks by murderous muslims on the innocent populace of his host Country. Even though his fellow muslims were probably cheering on this brutal murder of civilians like it was some kind of a soccer match.

In October that year he was accepted on to a training course to become a full-time constable.

He says the first racist incident came in early 2006. He claims he was in a van with seven PCs and three 'tutor' constables - including one other Muslim - which stopped for food at a shop which did not sell halal products. When he asked if they were stopping anywhere else, he was told: 'This is it.'

Too Bad, So Sad. Do you think if there was a van full of muslims in say, Saudi Arabia stopped at a "halal" shop they would also find a shop for their infidel co-workers that sells pork? I doubt it. When in Rome do as the Romans do. Or leave.

One officer allegedly mimicked his accent and pretended to have a beard similar to his in an ' offensive' incident.

How could anybody pretend to have a beard like that? Oh, well maybe if you have a lot of bees.

Matters worsened in September 2006 when eight officers presented 'negative statements' to superiors about Mr Iqbal, including an allegation that he failed to help a colleague arresting a violent offender.

He said he was cleared the following June when CCTV showed he was dealing with other people at the time.

Hmmm, dealing with other people at the time? That could mean anything, perhaps handing out July 2007 train schedules to his "friends"

But relations with fellow officers hit a new low in February 2008, three months after he officially lodged his grievances. A sympathetic officer told him the document had been left in the duty room where anyone could read it.

Subsequently, he said, an officer had openly referred to him as a 'f***ing Paki'.

Poor baby. Oh, the humanity.

Mr Iqbal had only recently returned to work after a nine month leave of absence on full pay owing to depression when he was sacked for poor performance in August last year.

Nine months on full pay because he was depressed? So he sleeps all day and finds more bees to put in his beard?

He says he was the victim of untrue allegations, such as failing to report a rape claim. He insists the woman complained only of harassment at the time.

Victim of untrue allegations? Key word here, they are always the victims. We all know how muslims treat women.

Mr Iqbal's wife, Surhya, 30, a preschool headmistress, said: 'Javid has gone through depression quite badly. There were times when he was asleep continuously for three days. Previously, I felt if something was wrong we would be able to rely on the police. Now I know how it works on the inside I've lost faith.'

Lost faith in what? How long it takes to destroy a country with a religion that stones women to death for being raped.

A source at Bedfordshire Police claimed Mr Iqbal was sacked because he was 'not cut out to be a police officer'. A spokesman added: 'We can't comment on a case that is yet to be heard but the evidence will speak for itself.'

I hope the evidence supports that this guy was sacked because he was not a good cop and not because of prejudice against islam. Even if it does the muslims won't believe the evidence, after all, evidence equals fact.

Much Love, Bungee

Oh Yes You Did! (shaking head in anger) Click on images to enlarge.

1. Liberals have no clue as to how an economy works.
2. Liberals can only look for victims and villains in all things, especially and including Wall Street.
3. No one with a couple of bucks and in their right mind wants to invest in BO's socialism.
4. The economy was crushed under the Democrat's sub-prime mortgage orgy.
5. we are now asked to come up with trillions of dollars in a give-away mess that has never been tried before on a such a gigantic scale.
6. BO is proceeding with no real plan, no economic precedent, no genuine economic theory or valid advisory expertise and no support from business.
7. BO is playing a shell game between cutting taxes, raising taxes and extorting money through green/carbon permits.alternative fuel whatevers which in dire economic times is about the last thing Wall Street or anyone else except liberals and politicians raiding the stimulus pkg wants to see.

I wish I had written this.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters,

We've stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know that we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and just will not ever agree on what's right. So let's just end it right now while we can do it on friendly terms. We can smile, shake hands, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and each go our own way.

So here's a model separation agreement.

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a portion. That's going to be the difficult part, but I'm sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate taste. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can have those. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. And since you hate guns and you hate war, we'll take the firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. But you are going to be responsible for finding a biodiesel vehicle big enough to haul them around.

We'll keep the capitalism, the greedy corporations, the pharmaceutical companies; we will keep Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have the homeless, the homeboys, the hippies and illegal aliens. We will keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, the greedy CEOS and all of the rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and we'll let you have NBC and Hollywood.

You can be nice to Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer anybody that threatens us. You can have the peaceniks and the war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we will provide them with security. You won't have to worry about it. We will keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley Maclaine. You can also have the UN, but we will no longer pay the bill.

We will keep the SUVs, the pickup trucks and the oversize luxury cars. You can have the compacts, the subcompacts and every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everybody healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors. We will continue to believe that healthcare is a privilege and not a right. We will keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and the national anthem, and I am sure you will be happy to substitute in their place "Imagine." I'd like to teach the world to sing "Kumbaya" or "We are the world." We will practice trickle-down economics and you can give trickle-up poverty your best shot. And since it so offends you, we will keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots. And if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the friendly spirit of parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in about 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J Wall

Law student and an American

P.S. You can also have Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda

VIOLENT 18 YEAR OLD THUG SHOOTS COP

St. Pete detective improving after surgery.

PINELLAS COUNTY (Bay News 9) -- The St. Petersburg police detective shot Monday night appears to be improving, according to St. Petersburg Police.

Bungee reporting. I found this story a little more disturbing than all of the other ones that are similar. An 18 year old thug shoots an undercover law enforcement officer during the commission of a crime and his "peeps" blame the police? Original story continues below.

"He doesn't really have any life threatening injuries at this point. But as with anything, if anybody you've known that's been through surgery, there's always a chance for infection. All those things that happen. So, I'm not going to say he's out of the woods until he's released, Harmon said. "But he did have a couple of serious wounds that were close to some vital organs."

Good news, the wounded Law Enforcement Office will probably survive.

The detective was shot several times during an undercover operation late Monday night.

Three suspects, ages 16, 17, and 18, are in custody.

Bad News, thugs still alive and therefore wards (drains) of the state.

Police say two on-duty police detectives saw the three suspects on bicycles acting suspiciously about 10:20 p.m. and called for backup. Police say the suspects left their bikes in an alley and walked to an Exxon station, located at 3061 First Avenue North.

They say two of the suspects robbed the Exxon station while the third acted as a look-out.

Police say 18-year-old James Allen Seay shot the detective multiple times in the upper and lower body while he was in the process of detaining one of the other suspects.

An eighteen year old "person" shoots a Law Enforcement Officer multiple times?

The detective returned fire, but none of the suspects were injured.

Shame.

Police say all three suspects ran and were arrested. Seay received a minor dog bite from the police K-9 during his arrest and was later treated at a hospital.

A minor dog bite? He should have been torn apart by a pack of hungry hyenas.

Police say Seay's semi-automatic handgun was recovered at the scene, along with a bandana and a ski mask.

The identity of the wounded detective is being withheld because he works undercover. Bay News 9 is told he is 41 years old and has been a St. Petersburg police officer for 19 years.

He was transported to Bayfront Medical Center, where he underwent surgery early Tuesday morning. He is listed in serious, but stable condition.

"He is improving in my opinion," Harmon said of the officer's condition. "Obviously we're very concerned about his long-term prognosis."

The state attorney's office will decide whether to charge the two 17-year-olds as adults.

These animals did an adult crime they need to do adult time.

HERE IS THE KICKER:

PINELLAS COUNTY (Bay News 9) -- Some family members of the alleged gunman in the Monday night shooting of an undercover St. Petersburg police detective say the situation could have been avoided.

The family says while they don't condone what James Allen Seay allegedly did, they also don't approve of how the St. Petersburg Police Department handled everything.

"Don't let things happen when you see it's going to occur," said Eliene Seay, the suspect's aunt. "Stop it, and that will cure everything." That's why kids have parents, so it wont occur in the first place.

Eliene Seay and the suspect's cousin, Carla Seay, say they think the situation could have been avoided.

Of course it could have been avoided. If the thugs were at home, with two parents maybe doing some homework instead of robbing an Exxon gas station at 10:30 PM then it could have been avoided.

They say the undercover detectives who were watching the teens should have approached them when they noticed them acting suspiciously.

"If you call back up, you should have cut on your lights and pulled them over -- that is probable cause," Carla Seay said.

That, my ignorant friend is called "profiling" You people would have cried bloody murder if the cops had dared to "profile" these wonderful, law abiding Africans.

Ferrall Davis, 22, says when he heard his younger brother was involved in the shooting of an undercover officer, he couldn't believe it.

"That really shocked me because my brother is not that type of person," Davis said.

Yeah, OK. Um, Ferrall your "BRO" is that type of "person" He did it. He should be in a cage forever and hopefully he will be.

America was built on the rule of law and when savages shoot the LEO's whats left?

Davis says he believes peer pressure led Seay and his friends to allegedly rob the Exxon gas station at 3061 First Ave. North.

Doesn't matter what led him to commit the crime, he did it, end of story.

Seay's uncle, the Rev. James Seay, says the family is devastated.

Gee, Reverend, I wonder how devastated the Officers family feels, now that he has been shot full of holes? For doing his job and protecting civilized people from your families evil spawn.

"He could have stopped that young, black boy from messing up the rest of his life, but he chose to go the other way," the uncle said. "Now my nephew is in jail and doesn't know what his future is."

The other way? WTF? Just suppose he had arrested that "young, black boy" before a crime was commited, then what? There would be those Uruhas or whatever they are protesting in the streets.

Seay continues to be held at the Pinellas County Jail without bond. The state attorney's office says if convicted of the charges against him, he could face life in prison.

Seay's family says they are considering legal action against the St. Petersburg Police Department.

This really says it all. A young black thug pumps several bullets into an undercover Police Officer and "Seay's family says they are considering legal action against the St. Petersburg Police Department."

Bye Bye America

Bungee

HAPPY MEMERORIAL DAY!

Thank you American heroes!

Click on any picture for better resolution.

Thanks to the bravery of our men and women that serve, and have served our Country, we can all enjoy this special day as free people. HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY.

I wonder how many of us really appreciate the immeasurable sacrifices that have been made by so many brave Americans. Most of us do, some don't. To some, this is just a day off to go to the mall, have cookouts and talk about which Democrat to vote for.

From the American Revolutionary War (1775–1783) that gave us our independence to the present War on Terror (2001-present) and all the struggles in between many brave Americans gave and are giving all so that we would be free.

Thank You! This day is for you!


Thank you US Marines for all you have done and continue to do.
semper fi my friends. If any enemy of America ever had something
to fear it would be you guys. You can handle anything, you are
the Marines. We love you.


Thank you US Army for all you do and keep doing. Thanks! We
will never forget all you have done. If we didn't have the US Army
we wouldn't even have a USA.

Thank you Air Force for keeping the skies safe and our
enemies ducking! Fly like the eagles you are and Godspeed
to you all.

The USS Biddle CG-34. Bungee proudly served aboard her from 1977-1980
Thank You US Navy for all you have done. You continue to
scare the shit out of terrorists the world over with your
incredible might. God bless the USN.

And then we have our Coast Guard. Thank
You for keeping us safe from seaborne attacks.
Thank You for the many, many Rescues at
sea. So many that were at the mercy of the
sea are alive and well thanks to you.

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

Much Love, Bungee

2008

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Election 2008

Howdy there Bunjaroos! I found this interesting little nugget and would like to share with all of my wonderful fans out there.

Who am I kidding, nobody reads this drivel.

Sad to say but a former Republican has switched over to the "Dark Side" and has decided to become a Demoncrat. Always a shame when that happens.

I didn't write this but I do agree with most of it.

And now for your enjoyment:

NOW, I see the light! 'Change we can believe in.'

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody (except a Christian or a conservative) is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they NOW think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start riding the subway.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates live.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should NOT be allowed to make profits for stockholders (pension funds, 401K's, etc). They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as government bureaucrats see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over THERE, and they come over HERE (and they WILL!), I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. (I've decided to marry the Olsen Twins — both of them — AND their dog!)

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the GOVERNMENT TAX on gas at 18% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I don't want the USA to drill for oil off its own shores to preserve its economic freedom but will allow other countries that choice!! … and even let foreign countries drill off of OUR OWN coast — like China is doing off Florida!!

I'm voting Democrat because I want the Congress to take a vacation to avoid a vote on off-shore drilling.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that 143 days in the US Senate is enough experience for a person to run the whole country!! (For a CHANGE)

I'm voting Democrat because we need a leader with the wisdom that tells us that if we just put more air in our tires instead of drilling for more oil that we can save as much oil as if we drilled new wells. This is the wisdom of 'Change.' WOW!

I'm voting Democrat because I want to PAY for illegal alien health insurance, illegal alien car insurance, illegal alien education, etc. This too, is the wisdom of 'Change'! DOUBLE WOW!

I'm voting Democrat because I want to pay reparations to all the people who once had ancestors who were ever treated poorly (only hyphenated Americans need apply), now that we've apologized to them. TRIPLE WOW!

But mostly I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad at anyone who makes more money than me; and I expect the government to PUNISH them by taking the extra and giving it to me. In fact, I should quit working and let the government give ME even more. QUADRUPLE WOW!

That's 'Change' we can believe in!

See ya at the DNC next week.

Thanks for looking,
Bungee

Hey there Bungaroos! I thought I would post a few interesting links for your enjoyment!

WARNING: These links could be harmful to Liberals.





Here are a couple of my favorites.

This site is all about Obama! Great reading for all the Obamians out there.

Here is a great site all about what our friends on the loony left are up to!

This great site documents with photos the many loony protests in the San Francisco area.

Here we have an interesting look at the "Hood" I was hoping this site was a parody like "The Onion" but I am probably wrong. These brothas seem pretty serious.

I know I should be ashamed to be a White Man, liberals always tell me how evil we are, even though we pretty much invented anything with a moving part.

A quick look at what our friendly Illegal taco stuffers are up to.

Then of course you have Fred Reed, an interesting writer. He has many articles worth reading on his site Fred on Everyting.

Bungee hopes these links will leave you amused until I have the time to post more. Nobody really reads this drivel anyway.

Much love, Bungee Monkey

More Muslim Fun:

Abu Hanifa was once teaching Islamic beliefs to his students. He was arguing and challenging the validity of some of the statements which had been proclaimed by Imam Ja'far al-Sadiq (a) Bahlool happened to be present as well. Abu Hanifa proclaimed that he could not agree with the three understated statements as made by the Imam.

The first one was that "Allah can never be seen." According to Abu Hanifa it was impossible for a thing to exist and yet be invisible!

The second things that the Imam had stated was that "Satan (devil) will be thrown in the inferno of Hell which will scorch him bitterly." Abu Hanifa argued: "How was it possible for fire to hurt 'fire', the fact that Satan was created from fire itself!"

The third statement of the Imam was that "Man alone is responsible for his actions and Allah - the most powerful - has nothing to do with his actions." "How is it possible, when Allah alone guides the destiny of man without Whose will nothing can happen?" This was Abu Hanifa's third challenge.

As soon as the speaker, Abu Hanifa, had made these three criticisms, Bahlool got up, took a piece of brick and aiming at Hanifa, let it go and cracked Abu Hanifa head.

OK, I wont go as far as saying that this is typical muzzie behavior, but it is.

Bahlool was caught and taken before the Caliph for punishment. In his defence, he pleaded that he had done nothing else except reply to the three criticisms which Abu Hanifa had made against the Imam.

I wonder if our friend Bahlool really needed to be "caught", Was he running? And if he was was, where to? And from whom?

The Caliph asked him to explain as to how and why he chose to reply by hitting and injuring Abu Hanifa. Bahlool said, "This man claims that if God is there, then he must be seen. He is now complaining of pain in his head due to the brick having hurt him.

Color me stupid but a brick hurled to the head is usually rather painful.

If the pain is definitely there, can he show me where it is? Well! just as pain can be there without being seen Allah also exists without being seen."

OMG these people are blooming idiots!

"Secondly, he says that fire cannot burn fire. It is a fact that man is made out of clay and this brick with which I hit his head is also made out of clay, if clay can inflict pain and hurt clay, why can't fire do the same to fire?"

His head is made of clay? That would explain many muslim thoughts.

"The third thing he says is that man is not responsible for his own actions but Allah does all things. If this is so, then why does he want justice from you and why does he want me to be punished for hurting him? He might as well transfer the punishment to Allah Who, according to him - is responsible for all the actions of man!"

Everyone in the court was stunned at this and Abu Hanifa was dumb founded - having nothing to say. So Bahlool was released without any punishment.

No punishment? So Bahool just walks free after causing grievous injury to another human being?

Thus, while some Muslim sects believe that Allah can be seen, perhaps on the Day of Judgement, the Shia Muslims say that Allah is the creator of everything; He was not created and as such he has no body like us that can be seen. If we can still believe in unseen things like air, electricity and human soul, why can't we believe in the unseen God?

If we are responsible for our actions and are to be punished or rewarded accordingly, then it is only fair and just that Allan should not manipulate or compel us to do things but leave us alone to act the way we see it fit, and be answerable for those actions ourselves.

Islam lesson of the day, Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Bungee Monkey

25 Hints You're Not Voting for Obama

Today's Rasmussen daily tracking poll has 80% of Democrats supporting Obama and 87% of Republicans supporting McCain. There are still a healthy number of undecideds. This conflicts with the stream of media reports that Obamacons, evangelicals, black conservatives and independents are flocking to Obama.


Bungee here.

If you're an independent, moderate or conservative on the fence about whether to vote for McCain or Obama, here's a helpful guide:

It's unlikely you'll vote for Obama if you....

1. Aren't a news anchor.
2. Read the New York Times for pretty much the same reason the NSA monitors radio transmissions.
3. Automatically conclude that the person laughing in the car next to you must be listening to Rush. Or maybe Obama off teleprompter.
4. Dislocated your shoulder trying to explain Obama's position on Iraq to co-workers.
5. Find autobiographies generally more interesting when the author has, you know, done something.
6. Remember the Carter Administration.
7. Would give a month's pay to play Jack Bauer's partner on 24.
8. Increasingly agree with Mark Steyn that "almost everything [Obama] says is, well, nuts."
9. Think it's relevant — despite what the sophisticates say — that several of Obama's mentors and associates have displayed a dislike for America or a disdain for Americans.
10. Think it's relevant that several of McCain's mentors and associates are American heroes of historic magnitude.
11. Think about 9/11 more than once a year.
12. You have concluded that Larry the Cable Guy makes way more sense than Howard Dean.
13. You feel a little safer during turbulence when your pilot is a calm "white haired dude."
14. You thought about Hillary's 3:00 a.m. phone call ad when you first heard about Russian tanks in Georgia.
15. You wonder why Obama felt it necessary to give a speech on patriotism.
16. You can get sorta creeped out by 200,000 Germans chanting "Obama! Obama!"
17. Might think the jury may still be out on Harvard Law School.
18. May even suspect "merci beaucoup" is French for "empty suit."
19. You have doubts that teleprompters are really magical dispensers of good ideas.
20. You know in your gut that defiantly withstanding 4 1/2 years of torture trumps all of Obama's qualifications and accomplishments combined — regardless of what the elite pundits say.
21. Repeatedly find yourself asking "Change to what?"
22. Have ever used the term "pompous twit' in the same sentence with "Marx," "Marcuse," or "Sartre."
23. Don't like being told what to do — especially by someone who hasn't done it.
24. Really like ticking off the media, Hollywood, academics, and PC busybodies everywhere.
25. Weren't born yesterday.



Score (# of descriptions that apply to you):
0— Go ahead, write in Dennis Kucinich
1—3 Obama may be your choice after all
4—5 You think Hillary got a raw deal and won't vote Obama
6—24 McCain's your man
25_ or more It's OK to write in Reagan

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Political Correctness

Here's a little something that just puts a bur in my fur. Political Correctness.

I always thought that Americans have “Freedom of Speech” as one of our rights. It does say so in our Constitution, right? “In the United States freedom of expression is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution” Why, can’t I, as an American Monkey say what I want to say, when I want to say it? The answer is simple my friends.

Political Correctness. We mustn’t dare offend anyone, oh my.

What exactly is Political correctness anyway? Here’s what it means: “Political correctness (often abbreviated to PC) is a term used to describe language or behavior which is intended, or said to be intended, to provide a minimum of offense, particularly to racial, cultural, or other identity groups“

WTF? Racial, cultural, or other Identity Groups? WTF is up with that? I’m a damn Monkey, does that qualify me for some sort of group? Do I get some free money somehow? Did I offend someone? I thought this was America. In America we should be allowed to say what we want, and mean what we say, without some liberal hanky wringer telling us we are “offending” somebody.

Suppose I‘m boarding a cross country flight and see a half dozen Muslim Imams in first class acting suspicious, praying to their moon god, hopping around from seat to seat and speaking in tongues? Am I just supposed to sit still and wait for the plane to blow up? Hell no! Allah can wait for me, I don‘t need no virgins. This little Monkey is going to get his ass off that damn plane, Fast!

And then I am going to say something like "I don't want to fly on this plane while those Muslim freaks are aboard" I want my ticket money back.

Oh, wait, that probably wouldn't be Politically Correct, I can't say that. Someone may be offended, Gasp! Feelings may be hurt, can't have that now, can we? Suddenly I have the ACLU after me because I may have offended a couple of Muslims. How sad. Those poor Muslims might get their feelings hurt. Oh boo, hoo.

Personally, I am still quite offended by the sight of innocent Americans leaping to their deaths on 9/11 because of some Muslims. I will NEVER FORGET this. The ACLU probably doesn’t really care about the fact that I was offended by the horrible deaths of innocent American citizens, they only seem to care when Muslims, or others may be offended.

After all, We must be Politically Correct, Right? At what cost? I guess we’ll find out, the next time these peace loving Muslims show their love for the West. And they will.

Thank you for letting me rant.

Love, Bungee

WELCOME TO AMERICA ORIENTATION KIT!

Bungee relaxing at the beach.
Hi there Bungeroos! I’m sure you have read all my rants about Illegal Immigration. It is a topic that weighs heavily on my little Monkey mind. Like the rest of America, I am just growing very, very tired of criminal invaders coming here and destroying our Country, our Culture and our very way of life. Our elected officials simply look the other way in fear of losing votes. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If America was a Corporation and our current crop of clueless politicians were the board of directors we would have folded long ago.

There is light at the end of the tunnel. I have decided to do something about all this. After all, I am a Super Monkey. It's my job to help the Illegal ones fit in and adjust to our American culture! I am going to be a part of the solution, not the problem! Bungee will save the day!

BUNGEE MONKEY’S INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR CRIMINAL INVADERS

Ole’ Amigos. You have evaded our Border Patrol. Their annual budget is $7.8 Billion to keep you out, but somehow you got in. Bungee will try to help. You have paid your coyotes and now find yourselves ensconced in the land of plenty. You have successfully broken our national laws and invaded our Country. Now what do you do? Well, you came here because you want to “work” so I suppose I'll have to help get you started.

The first thing you need is a place to live. Here’s what you do. Get one of your “Legal” friends to rent a one bedroom apartment in a nice neighborhood, no sense destroying a “bad neighborhood” Those neighborhoods are already infested with wetbacks and crime. Now all you have to do is just move on in! Isn’t that easy! I know it will be hard at first with 30+ un-washed Illegal’s and their children in such close quarters but you’ll get used to it, oh wait, you probably already are, you came here in a van packed with other criminals, right?

Guess what my Illegal friend, you're in luck. You will find American apartments have stoves, real ones, not the wood burning kind. All you have to do is leave a burner on all day and guess what? Hot tortillas and beans all day long! Its like magic. And, they have showers! you can take a shower! Oh, gee, I’m so sorry I introduced a word that is probably foreign to you “shower” You may learn more about this word later, it basically involves water and soap, oops, I did it again, "soap" another foreign word.

These are little things you will learn as you adjust to our American culture. Oh, that’s right you are not here to adjust to us, you want us to adjust to you. You are here to take over our Country and turn it into a third world toilet like the one you are fleeing. You know, Aztlan, La Raza, all that crap. Well I promised to help so here goes.

Now that you have a new home in America its time to meet your neighbors! They will be overjoyed when they find out 30+ criminals and their squealing little beanlings have just moved in next door! Perhaps overjoyed isn't the perfect word, overwhelmed maybe? Either way they will welcome you with open arms, you are here, what can they do? Its all about diversity, diversity is good for America, right? That’s what the politicians say so it must be true. God help us all.

OK, you are now firmly established in your neighborhood so you probably want to mark your territory, let the Gringo’s know you have arrived. Make sure the Gringo’s know you are here and here to stay. One of the most popular methods of territorial marking is the tried and true “Beer vessel toss” one can use either cans or bottles, both will work nicely. What you want to do is stay up all night drinking beer and listening to that ridiculous salsa music. Who in the world would listen to such garbage? Oh, that’s right you criminal invaders seem to like it. Make sure to turn it up real loud so the Gringo family's can not enjoy it too. After working all day and paying taxes to support you and your beanlings the Gringo’s just love to hear that salsa crap blaring from your beat up Radio Shack speakers at 3:00 AM. Think of it this way, if you keep the Gringo awake and annoyed then the Gringo may go to work earlier and make more dinero for you to sponge off of.

While drinking beer and annoying your new neighbors, strategically toss your empty “Beer vessel’s” everywhere taking care to litter as much of the parking lot as possible. A bottle behind the tire of a Gringo car is worth and extra taco for you! Remember, these Gringo's stole your land. Never, ever use the dumpster, this is seen as a sign of weakness. Imagine a proud Illegal Mexican actually using a trash dumpster for something like trash! VIVA DA MEXICO, our trash is to remind you WE ARE HERE, and we bring our trash with us! That’s VIVA to you! Also leave burrito wrappers and corn husks everywhere, this shows the Gringo you can feed yourselves.

Oh, and pee everywhere and often. Pee on anything, everything, including the Gringo’s pets, cars, lawn furniture, if it moves or if it doesn't, piss on it. Your new Gringo neighbors will just love this! Well maybe they wont, what can they do? You are just marking your stolen territory and American politicians are on your side, they need votes. Public urination is your right and part of your culture!

Now that you have found a place to live and made new friends, its time to go to work! In order to get to work, you will need a car. Don’t worry, Bungee is all over this! Find yourself a completely beat to hell used pickup truck, you can usually find one pretty cheap and pay cash for it. No brakes, no problem! Why would you, as an Illegal immigrant need brakes anyway? Brakes are for the stupid Gringo. They need to stop, you don't. Illegal’s don’t need to stop, they just need to go. These funny Gringo’s seem to take it as a term of endearment when you Illegal aliens crash into their vehicles and run away. They always wave with one raised finger as if to say “Thank you Senior” after their new car gets wiped out and you run away. Those zany Gringo’s, they are so much fun! Drivers License you say? Nope! Don’t need one of those, after all, you’re an Illegal! Insurance? Don’t waste your tax free dinero on that nonsense. The Gringo is the only one that will benefit from you having insurance, you wont, you’re Illegal! VIVA VIVA whatever.

OK. Now you have a nice place to stay and a dangerous wreck to drive. Bungee's getting it all together there for you! OK, you came here to get a job, right? What skills do you have? May I see your resume? Oh, I see, you have no skills and no education and your resume is written on a matchbook. You just want to do the jobs Americans wont do. Actually, Americans will do any job, they just wont do it for $3.00 an hour. But you will! Alright! Pedro looks like were in business!

Here’s what you do. Don’t worry, Bungee’s got your back. Just go stand in front of that 7-11 on US-36 and loiter, litter with the rest of the wetbacks, try to look hungry, lean on things and look tough, maybe squat down and look downtrodden and some rich American contractor will hire you to pick something, God knows what, something anyway. Things grow and need to be picked. Or maybe you will be hired to do a little construction work, that’s always good, since you’re an “unskilled laborer" Last time I checked building things required “skilled laborers” We Americans feel real good that our new buildings are being built by criminals that are “unskilled”. They are really nice buildings. That always makes me ask as I step on the elevator of a newly constructed building, was this built by skilled or unskilled workers?

Maybe these guys built it!


Larry, Curley and Moe, also known as the Three Stooges


Larez, Curloz and Mose', also known as the Three Illegal Oafs

The next step on your journey to become an illegal freeloader involves American benefits. That means free stuff for you paid for by somebody else. You’re going to want food stamps, this means free food, courtesy of the Gringo. Why not? The more free things you can get free means more tax free dinero available to send back to Mexico. With your new fake documents you can also get free money! Its called WIC. Guess what! You are also entitled to in-state tuition to a college or university of your choice! What a great Country we have invaded! VIVA! VIVA! Ok, please stop with the Viva Viva crap. We get the message. No, Pedro you don't need to waste money on health insurance, that service is also provided to you free of charge. Its called the American ER, or the Emergency room. Please don't trouble yourself with the fact you are denying real Americans access to emergency care. Remember the Gringo stole your land.



Oh well, I hope I have helped at least some of you criminal aliens assimilate into your new Country and don’t worry, George Bush will make sure you are ALL legal before he leaves office. Then you wont be criminals anymore, but you will still be here, (sigh) What can I do? I am but a little American Monkey.

Another rant another day.

Much Monkey Love

Tancredo Letter to Mexican President Calderon

Hi Bungeroos! I thought I would post this article in its entirety because Tom Tancredo is a cool Italian dude that "gets it". He seems to know how real Americans feel about "immigration"

He is unfortunately the only politician that does.

Anyway, here is a great letter Tom sent to the Mexican President Felipe Calderon, I must say I agree completely.

Friday, 15 February 2008

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-Littleton) today sent a letter to Mexican President Felipe Calderon questioning the motives behind his current visit to the United States as well as the charges levied by Mr. Calderon against the fairness of American immigration policy. A copy of the letter is below:

President Calderon:

I was disappointed by misguided comments you recently made regarding U.S.-Mexico relations and U.S. immigration laws. Purveying misinformation and absurd allegations is hardly a positive step to building a constructive partnership.

According to the Associated Press you recently said, “You have two economies. One economy is intensive in capital, which is the American economy. One economy is intensive in labor, which is the Mexican economy. We are two complementary economies, and that phenomenon is impossible to stop.” Yes, both countries benefit by the 85% of Mexico’s manufacturing exports that come to the U.S., but people are not commodities. While I appreciate your concern for our joint prosperity, the economic and social ills that plague your country cannot be resolved by simply exporting your citizens to the United States.

It is undeniable that Mexico faces major challenges. Endemic corruption and the power of violent drug cartels still dominate everyday life across Mexico. Beyond the headlines, Mexico has deep institutional maladies. Mexico’s absurdly antiquated Napoleonic-inquisition styled legal system and the squandering of robust energy-industry opportunity by a poorly managed, state-run Pemex monopoly are just two examples of the kind of self-inflicted wounds that hobble your troubled nation.

I understand that you are attempting to resolve some of these problems and applaud your leadership in trying to do so. But what would contribute more to the long term stability of your economy and your country would be to focus more energy on addressing your domestic challenges and less on lobbying the U.S. to provide amnesty for Mexicans who have illegally entered this country with the blessing of your government. In doing so, you might be able to keep Mexico’s “best and brightest young men” in Mexico – where they can contribute more to Mexico’s economy than remittance payments. Unfortunately, your recent comments indicate that Mexico will continue its policy of encouraging illegal immigration and treating the United States as little more than a dumping ground for your social and economic problems.

I must interject here regarding this comment: "In doing so, you might be able to keep Mexico’s best and brightest young men” in Mexico – where they can contribute more to Mexico’s economy than remittance payments."

Best and brightest? More like Dumb and Dumber. The educated Mexicans stay in Mexico and the really ignorant ones come here. Oh, I suppose they are just here to do the jobs Americans wont do, like forming criminal gangs, stealing cars, robbing and killing Gringo's while destroying American culture, one Wet at a time.

In your speech yesterday to the California State legislature, you lectured the American people on how to improve our immigration policies. Why did you not propose that we model our policies on Mexico’s own policies toward illegal entry across your own southern border? Mexico expends enormous resources to prevent Guatemalans, Hondurans and Salvadorans from entering the country illegally, but you castigate the United States for wanting secure borders. Mr. President, in my neighborhood that is called hypocrisy.

You proposed in your Sacramento speech that “migration” be made “legal, safe and organized.” Mr. President, we already have such a program and it is called legal immigration. Over one million legal immigrants come through our ports of entry each year, not across our border fences. The American people set limits on the number of legal immigrants through our immigration laws, and it is not the job of the Mexican government to revise or expand those limits.

President Calderon, you are insulting the American people when you tell us that fifteen to twenty million illegal aliens in our country bring only benefits and no costs. I challenge you to give one concrete example of how the enforcement of our existing immigration laws violates anyone’s human rights. The people of Oklahoma are not anti-Mexican for passing laws to require verification of employment eligibility. The people of Indiana are not anti-immigrant for passing laws to require photo identification for voting. The people of California are not anti-Mexican for denying driver’s licenses to illegal aliens. The people of Arizona are not anti-immigrant for passing laws that deny welfare benefits to people who are in that state unlawfully.

It is no secret that the purpose of your visit is to influence the American election, and in fact your trip has been billed as a high-stakes effort to shape the immigration debate underway in the U.S. presidential race. What is perhaps more disappointing, however, is your attempt to insinuate that anti-amnesty sentiment here in the U.S. is the same as anti-Mexican sentiment. I am referring to your statement, “I need to change in the perception that the Americans are the enemy, and it is important to change the perception that the Mexicans are the enemy.”

It is both disingenuous and dangerous for you to inject this kind of xenophobia into this debate. The fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans support the enforcement of our immigration laws and take issue with the notion that we should reward illegal behavior, hardly qualifies as ethnic animosity or international enmity. What you must understand is that a treasured aspect of our national foundation is a respect for the rule of law. Perhaps if corruption were not so widespread and commonplace in Mexico, it would be easier for you to understand this.

President Calderon, in many ways your trip thus far has been a long series of mixed messages. You accuse the United States of recent protectionist trends, yet you heavily restrict foreign entry into Mexico’s energy sector through a massive, state-run Pemex monopoly. You assure American politicians that an open flow of cheap Mexican labor is not only benign but vitally necessary, but you take great care in securing your own southern border with Guatemala. You come to the United States purportedly to promote better political and economic ties with the U.S., but then issue a thinly veiled threat that Mexicans will regard the U.S. as an enemy if we refuse to provide millions of illegal aliens with unconditional amnesty.

President Calderon, I respectfully suggest that the next time you visit our country, rather than trying to influence U.S. policymakers or our election process, you take time to listen to Americans rather than lecture them. If you want to make changes in government policies, apply your energies to Mexico’s laundry list of problems rather than meddling in domestic American politics.

MY COUSIN WHIPLASH

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Howdy Folks! Cowboy Bungee here. I wanted to post something a little lighter today so I figured I would introduce you little Broncs to my rodeo riding cousin, Whiplash.

I'm sure you can see the family resemblance in the photos to the left.





When I was just a young Monkey I used to hang out with Whiplash down to the farm and we would ride together. Oh sure, we worked nigh sunup to sundown but always managed find time to ride out to yonder south forty fixing fences, finding strays and such.

Now ol' Whip (thats what we family call him) always took to riding like a hog takes to mud, he was the best. Now ol' Whip is a big rodeo star!













I remember one time down Texas way we was a herding some almighty ornery Longhorns up to Kansas when one mean old bull took off a running. Well, ol' Whip and I got off after him and it was quite a chase! We got separated in a mesquite field and suddenly it was just me and a really large and angry he-cow a staring at me. This bull had mad hate in his big red eyes and was a scratching the ground like he was gonna come a charging. I had nowhere to run!











It was then I realized my red cape was a flapping in the wind and probably making that old bull almighty crazy. Well, I can't just take my cape off, I'm a Super Monkey! I realize I could just fly off but I wouldn't leave my pard, ol' Whip either. Just when I was about to be gored by this 4000 pound beast I heard some hooping and hollering coming from the east, it was ol' Whip a coming, riding strong and riding fast!

Well, gosh almighty if ol' Whip didn't come a riding up just in time to save me I would have just been "cow stompins" by now. Thanks, Cousin Whiplash.

Here is a video you can enjoy of ol' Whip doing his thing!


















Much Love, Bungee

SO SORRY ENGLAND.

British Government Renames "Islamic Terrorism" to "Anti-Islamic Activity"
What in Gods name is this? We are talking about the English of Great Britain also known as the UK. Right? What is going on over there?

Sure, I'm just a Yank Monkey but my ancestors were British, I'm proud of that. The battle of Britain begins anew, this time fueled by its own leftist politically correct government. You Brits have defied all odds and overcome before, you can do it again.

Ministers have adopted a new language for declarations on Islamic terrorism.
In future, fanatics will be referred to as pursuing "anti-Islamic activity". Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said that extremists were behaving contrary to their faith, rather than acting in the name of Islam.

Security officials believe that directly linking terrorism to Islam is inflammatory, and risks alienating mainstream Muslim opinion. The alleged terror attack on Glasgow Airport last summer: The Government is renaming Islamic terrorism as 'anti Islamic activities'.

This is one of the most ridiculous statements I have ever read, anywhere. Who are these Idiots? They (Security officials) say "directly linking terrorism to Islam is inflammatory" WTF? Who the hell else can you link Islamic terrorism to? Of course its inflammatory, the crazy bastards keep exploding. This all sounds like a bad Monty Python script. The Ministry of Silly Walks? Unfortunately this is bloody serious.

This comes to mind.


In her first major speech on radicalisation, Miss Smith repeatedly used the phrase "anti-Islamic". In one passage she said: "As so many Muslims in the UK and across the world have pointed out, there is nothing Islamic about the wish to terrorise, nothing Islamic about plotting murder, pain and grief. "Indeed, if anything, these actions are anti-Islamic'.

WTF? Does this Home Secretary Jacqui Smith get out? Does she live under a rock? Does she have any idea what is going on around the world or in her own country? Terrorism, murder, pain, chaos and grief follow Islam wherever it goes, like a shadow.

No offense intended but to me Jacqui looks a bit like what you would ride while playing polo or hunting foxes. Wiillber, thaaats not nice.


Her plans also include a new unit to sift through intelligence gathered by police and security agents.

Good Idea. Find them and get rid of them. They are like roaches.

The unit will be told to "identify, analyze and assess not just the inner circle of extremist groups, but those at risk of falling under their influence". Young people found to be falling under the spell of potential terrorists will be targeted for help by community leaders and the authorities.

Bad Idea, these savages will fall under the "spell" regardless of what community leaders and the authorities can do.

Outdoor activity centers and sports facilities will be sent guidance to stop them being used as meeting places by fanatics after the July 7 bombers were photographed attending a white water rafting center in Wales.

Its a real shame that a country like England has to coddle to this cult.

Mosques will be helped to root out extremism, with imams encouraged to learn English. Efforts will be made to improve the access of women to mosques and their management committees.

This ain't helping me, Jaqui, if you can, visit a few of these "Mosques" and have a listen. I have provided you with a couple of interesting video links.

There will be new advice for universities on how to deal with extremism on campus, and a crackdown on extremist material in libraries and galleries.

News flash! Deal with extremism by getting rid of the extremist's. Sounds pretty simple.

A forum of headteachers will be set up to advise on what more can be done to protect children and build bridges between communities.

Youngsters will be taught about all faiths in schools, and £2million will be spent "twinning" schools of different faiths.

Funding will be boosted to allow more youngsters to carry out volunteer work overseas.

The Government also wants to hold more "roadshows" of mainstream Islamic scholarship around the country.

Miss Smith said: "Counter-terrorist policing is not just about the sharp end - the disruption of those who seek to attack us - crucial though that is.

"It must also be about stopping people becoming or supporting terrorists. We can't, after all, simply arrest our way out of this problem."

Sorry, Miss Smith, that is nothing but fluff. These measures are akin to peeing on a forest fire.
These "measures" might sound warm and fuzzy but they won't work. You can't help or guide these people. They don't want help and they certainly don't want to be guided, THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU ARE JUST GIVING IT AWAY! FIGHT!

England has a centuries old proud culture, it has been the model of Europe for thousands of years. Don't give up. Islam is not just a "religion" it is an Ideology, a Theocracy that will accept nothing other than total control.

E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Country is no more! It has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!

'Is metabolic processes are now 'history! 'E's off the twig!

'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-COUNTRY

Please do something, once the liberals here gain control on this side of the pond we shall also be overcome by this cult. Take it to the streets, the ones you are still allowed to walk on anyway.

Much Love, Bungee.

Katrina Victim Sues For $3 Quadrillion

UPDATE JANUARY 31st 2008

Katrina levee lawsuit dismissed!

I guess this means certain people may have to (gasp!) get jobs. Looks like no more freeloading for the wonderful folks of New Orleans. Instead of waiting for your next Giverment handout how about just getting a JOB and supporting yourselves. I can say I am tired of supporting those that choose not to work, most Americans feel the same way. I work. Do I like it? No, I don't but it pays the bills and the bills get paid.


Hurricane Katrina's victims have put a price tag on their suffering and it is staggering - including one plaintiff seeking the unlikely sum of $3 quadrillion. A whopping $3,014,170,389,176,410 is the dollar figure so far sought from some of the largest claims filed against the federal government over damage from the failure of levees and flood walls following the Aug. 29, 2005, hurricane.

For the sake of perspective: A mere $1 quadrillion would dwarf the U.S. gross domestic product, which Scott said was $13.2 trillion in 2007.

This can't be real, when someone sues the federal government they are actually suing you and me, don't these idiots know where the federal government gets their money? From us, the taxpayer. This figure, $3 quadrillion is not even quantifiable. Can humans actually be this stupid?

"The trauma these people have undergone is unlike anything that has occurred in the history of our country.

"WTF? HMMHATNTB --Holding my Monkey head and trying not to barf.

What about all the other devastating hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, earthquakes and not to mention 9-11. What about WWI and WWII, the Civil war,Vietnam? I could go on and on but you get my point. Here is a helpful link in case you don't.

I guess it is unlike anything that has occurred in the history of our country in that it happened to a mostly welfare dependent community. I think part of the trauma is having a large population of the U.S. exposed as the leeches they have become. Funny, I don't recall FEMA officials standing around after hurricane Andrew or any other natural disaster handing out $2000.00 ATM cards to anyone claiming to be a "victim". This is a scam and any so called "economist" should be able to figure that out.

I think we can all agree Katrina was a monster storm. I also think we can also agree there was ample warning. When you see an image like this on your welfare provided TV, get out!! Head for the hills. Its a damn hurricane, stupid. Go Now! Get out of town, Hurricanes are Bad.



Evacuating a city the size of New Orleans shouldn't really present a problem as there are several major thoroughfares and interstate highways that lead to safety. What about the poor people without cars you ask? Fortunately the honorable Mayor, Ray Nagin and the local first responders were prepared. OK, maybe they weren't all that prepared. Sue them.
















As you can see there was ample warning and plenty of time to escape, who dropped the ball? Was it the people that decided not to evacuate even though a category 5 hurricane was coming and they live in a Bowl below sea level?

Yes, they put themselves in harms way and then expected rescue personnel to save them, the rescue personnel, have a pretty dangerous job even when you don't shoot at the their helicopters.

I understand that this must have been a horrible time waiting for relief to come, its happened before and it will happen again. I'm sure it was terrible. You were the victim of a hurricane, they happen, even to white people. Relief always comes, this is America. When hurricanes happen, and they will, EVACUATE especially if you live below sea level.

A catastrophe does not equal a license to steal. This little Monkey feels if you need food and water then maybe that could be understood. A situation like this although horrible, does not warrant people refurbishing their "Givernment " subsidized homes by looting. Before you stole this merchandise it belonged to someone else. They were victims of this catastrophe as well, give them a break and don't steal their stuff, just because you can.


Here are some of these traumatized "victims" gathering free "essentials" in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina. I wasn't aware you could eat appliances and footballs, all that trauma I guess.


















In this photo we find more upstanding "Citizens" making sure everything fits as they check their stolen loot. I understand they must be hungry and thirsty at this point. I wonder how those racks of stolen jerseys taste? Maybe smeared with a little Creole seasoning? In the background you will notice a friendly fellow holding up the busted shop door for his thieving friends. I wonder how the store owner feels about this? Violated perhaps? First by the storm and then by their own neighbors looting them.



Here we have the most industrial looters of the bunch, using hydraulic lifts to cart off their stolen goods to God knows where. Certainly beats a shopping cart. They don't seem to mind that they don't actually"own" this merchandise which makes them thieves. Don't worry the Proud New Orleans Police will soon catch these common thieves.


















Or maybe they won't. The cops that didn't abandon their posts did quite a bit of "shopping" themselves. One would think that as a cop, in the aftermath of a major catastrophe helping people would be more of a priority than stealing shoes. I guess not.


It must be nice to go shopping when no one is there to ring up the sale.


These shoppers look positively "happy" with their "purchases"


A Cat 5 hurricane makes landfall just to the east of New Orleans on August 29th 2005. The Hurricane was named Katrina and delivered a horrifying blow to the entire Gulf coast of the United States.
A large portion of the populace of New Orleans made a decision NOT to evacuate and ended up as evacuees in the "Super Dome" Not a place any civilized "sane" person would want to be. Thats why you evacuate.

As these Hurricane "victims" started to realize their NOLA "Givernment" money may run dry they set their sights on other Cities to welcome them, Houston, TX. was one of these Cities that welcomed these wonderful victims. The crime rate in Houston inexplicably rose after welcoming these poor misplaced evacuees. Could there be a connection? Naw, that wouldn't be politically correct to assume.

The bottom line is this. If a powerful Hurricane heads your way, get out of its way. If the Hurricane happens to hit a crime ridden cesspool like New Orleans please do not disperse your criminals into our communities, we have enough trouble. Look at Houston.

Should "victims" of a terrible catastrophe such as Katrina be able to sue the United States? No, of course not. How can you SUE the very Government that feeds you? Katrina was an act of God, take God to court and sue him. Please let me know how that works out for you.

This is my final judgment, not one more dime to be awarded to these freeloaders.

Much Love, Bungee

CALIFORNIA MOONBOY STILL ALIVE

CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida's American spokesman urged fighters to meet President Bush with bombs when he visits the Middle East, according to a new video posted on the Internet Sunday.

U.S.-born Adam Gadahn also tore up his American passport as part of a symbolic protest in the nearly hour-long rhetoric-dominated tape — al-Qaida's first message of the new year.




Why is this idiot goat-boy still existing
and breathing the air that was meant for
human beings?


The release comes just three days before Bush is scheduled to arrive in Israel for a weeklong trip that will also bring him to the West Bank, Kuwait, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and Egypt as part of his push for an Israeli-Palestinian peace agreement.

"Now we direct an urgent call to our militant brothers in Muslim Palestine and the Arab peninsula ... to be ready to receive the Crusader slayer Bush in his visit to Muslim Palestine and the Arab peninsula in the beginning of January and to receive him not with flowers or clapping but with bombs and booby-trapped vehicles," Gadahn, 29, said in Arabic.

What a nice fella. Is this what Islam does to the brain? Why do they wear tablecloths from Italian restaurants on their heads? Is this their way of saying they like Italian food or do they just steal tablecloths? Who knows?

Look at the hungry goat boy, he demands more food. He says I wear the
tablecloth of the Infidel and demand to be fed. Ok Adam boy, whatever
you say. This Idiot looks like he just polished off a whole bucket of KFC
and he's still wearing the damn tablecloth on his head.

Whack Job! Tablecloths go on the table, not your head.

"This just shows once again, al-Qaida offers nothing but violence and death," National Security Council spokesman Gordon Johndroe said. "The purpose of President Bush's trip is to meet with mainstream Arab leaders and people to talk about a positive future for the region, based on hope and opportunity."

As for Gadahn's tearing up his U.S. passport, Johndroe said: "He is wanted for treason against the United States. His passport was already void."

Did you hear that Moon-Boy? Your passport is already void. You and your ilk are not welcome here, or in any civilized nation, hope you enjoy your new goat smelling friends, oh have a cup of green tea, on me.

During the rest of the 50-minute video, titled "An Invitation to Reflection and Repentance," Gadahn, who was raised in California, spoke mostly in English, appearing to specifically address the American people. He said al-Qaida felt the need to release the statement after Washington's "defeat" in Iraq and Afghanistan and failed attempts by the Bush administration to bring peace to the Middle East.

Its not up to the the President of America or any other Country to bring peace to the toilet that you people created and live in, its up to you. You have to want peace, you don't. You savages prefer bloodshed and misery and this follows you everywhere you go.

"We felt it necessary to address the American people and explain to them some of the facts about these critical and fast-moving events," said Gadahn, who wore a white-and-red headscarf and sat behind a desk with a laptop computer and coffee mug nearby. "The first questions Americans might ask is has America really been defeated? The answer is yes and on all fronts," he added.

America has not been defeated, Moon-Boy. Punks like you are being eradicated on a daily basis. Just like the vermin that you are. Read the paper, check the news. You don't have much time, duck and cover, find a cave, We are coming. We may even bring a couple of these for your enjoyment, hope you like loud noises, and fire, lots of it.


The video could not immediately be independently verified, but it appeared on a Web site often used by Islamic militants and carried the logo of al-Qaida's media wing, al-Sahab. At the beginning of the video, the date December 2007 was displayed. Gadahn also mentioned Robert Hawkins, who killed eight people at a mall in Omaha, Neb. on Dec. 5, suggesting the tape was made sometime after then.





Gadahn, also known as Azzam al-Amriki, was charged with treason in the U.S. in 2006 and has been wanted since 2004 by the FBI, which is offering a $1 million reward for information leading to his arrest or conviction.

His American parents must be beaming with pride! Their little Adam is all grown up, um... I mean all blown up. One can hope. It will happen soon enough, thats why Islam is called the religion of pieces. Everybody just blows up.


He has appeared in several al-Qaida videos including one in August when he threatened new attacks on foreign embassies. In May, al-Qaida released another video featuring Gadahn, who warned Bush to end U.S. involvement in Muslim lands or face an attack worse than the Sept. 11, 2001, strikes.

A link to one of my previous "Adam Gadahn" Posts. Just click, go ahead, it won't hurt. Well maybe it will, but not much

Whats with the finger pointing, Mooney? Learn that from Bill Clinton?

Ben Venzke, the head of IntelCenter, a U.S. group that monitors and analyzes militant messages, said much of Gadahn's new video shares a similar tone as his previous messages. "It fits into al-Qaida's notion of providing warning and opportunity for people to correct their ways to avoid an attack," he said.

When Al-Qaida tells you to correct your ways then you know you are doing something right. This group has absolutely no legitimacy, they are not a formal Government or state. They are a ragged bunch of cultist freaks and they are on the run. They are dangerous unless completely and totally removed permanently from our planet, they don't belong here.

In the video, Gadahn lashed out repeatedly at the United States for its wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and its close ties to Israel and the leaders of some Muslim countries, including Egypt and Pakistan, which he described as some of the "worst dictators and tyrants."

Gadahn also criticized Christianity, which he called "baseless and doubt-filled," and urged Americans — including soldiers who fought in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan — to convert to Islam.

Um. ok, MOONBOY. Why don't we all just jump on the whole Islam Cult thing and just convert? Pencil me in Mooney, don't expect me to be converting any time soon. I like freedom, it suits me.

"Listen to me, and listen to me carefully, before you lose your mind to flashbacks, and drugs and drink-induced dementia and before your demons drive you to self-destruction and suicide, in these verses (in the Quran), God calls out to each and every one of you saying God forgives all sins ... if you simply stop and repent," he said.

Why in the world would any sane person "listen to you" You are an Idiot. You are no longer welcome in America, as a matter of fact you are WANTED in America by the FBI, which is offering a $1 million reward for information leading to your arrest or conviction.

Millions of people are trying to become Americans and you were born one. Glad you're gone, Adam, hope the door to America didn't hit you too hard in your ass when it slammed shut. You realize you can never come back, right? The only way you will ever again be welcome in America is in a body bag and we would still throw your worthless remains to the Alligator's and hope they don't get sick.

At one point in the video, Gadahn took out his U.S. passport, showed it to the camera and tore it into several pieces. "In symbolic rejection of the American citizenship that honorable and decent and compassionate people are ashamed to carry, I will now proceed to destroy my American passport," he said.

Good. Its no longer needed, we know where you are, Goat boy.

"But don't get too excited, I don't need it to travel anyway," he added with a smile after tearing it apart. Despite Gadahn's passport destruction, Venzke cautioned against dismissing him as a crazy kid and said his warnings should be taken seriously.

"The reality is al-Qaida and al-Sahab do not put anything out without a lot of planning ... They are very deliberate," he said.

So are we Moon-boy, so are we. We can be very deliberate as well. Hope you are enjoying you're new goat friends, Adam, America is through with you, and your new goat loving terrorist friends. Do you know what terrorists do? They kill innocent people, for no reason, they could even kill your parents. How do you like that my little terrorist friend? No probably not, you have been absorbed by the cult that is Islam.

Perhaps one of these will wake you one fine morning.
Gadahn is the first American to be charged with treason in more than 50 years and could face the death penalty if convicted. He also was indicted on a charge of providing material support to terrorists. Earlier this month, FBI spokesman Richard Kolko said the agency would review the latest tape for intelligence value and vowed never to give up the hunt for Gadahn.

Ask not for who the bell tolls, my Islamic fiend, it tolls for YOU. Say BYE BYE, you are toast.

Much love, Bungee

California School Targets Mexican Students

CALEXICO, Calif. (AP) - Children are more likely to shield their faces than to smile when Daniel Santillan points his camera.
Santillan's photos aren't for any picture album or yearbook—they help prove that Mexican youngsters are illegally attending public schools in this California border community.




Bungee reporting. Why do
we even have a town called
Calexico here in America?


With too many students and too few classrooms, Calexico school officials took the unusual step of hiring someone to photograph children and document the offenders. Santillan snaps pictures at the city's downtown border crossing and shares the images with school principals, who use them as evidence to kick out those living in Mexico.

Since he started the job two years ago, the number of students in the Calexico school system has fallen 5 percent, from 9,600 to 9,100, while the city's population grew about 3 percent.

American schools are for American children, not Mexican children.

"With too many students and too few classrooms"

This statement tells me that American children are being denied a proper education in order to accommodate illegal invaders. But but they are just children the liberals will sputter. Correct. They are children. They are Mexican children and need to be educated IN MEXICO, not here.

"The community asked us to do this, and we responded," school board President Enrique Alvarado said. "Once it starts to affect you personally, when your daughter gets bumped to another school, then our residents start complaining."

Every day along the 1,952-mile border, children from Mexico cross into the United States and attend public schools. No one keeps statistics on how many.

No statistics? My guess is its plenty of them slithering over here daily. If it is affecting the education of our own American children then its too many, one is too many. I have to wonder how much our Governments "Free Lunch" program has to do with all this. Are these children sneaking into our Country to be educated or to steal food from the mouths of the American poor?

That's not the thinking in Calexico, a city 120 miles east of San Diego that has seen its population double to 38,000 since 1990. A steel fence along the border separates Calexico from Mexicali, an industrial city of about 750,000 that sends shoppers and farm laborers to California.

Calexico's rapid growth outstripped school resources, resulting in overcrowding and prompting demands that Mexican interlopers be ousted. Taxpayers complained their children were bused across town because neighborhood schools were full, even after Calexico voters approved a $30 million construction measure in 2004. Portable classrooms proliferated.

I like that word "interlopers". Please go home. American taxpayers are tired of seeing their children bused across town because neighborhood schools were full. These fine young Mexican students will just turn into these anyway" (see photo below)

You may notice the American Flag is hung upside down while these wonderful champions of freedom are waving and displaying their pathetic Mexican flag, its flying above our flag, in our Country.

Folks, this is an American high school and the fat Mexicans are having a "kill the gringo" celebration in our land, on our soil, at one of OUR schools.

We really need to take our Country back, these pathetic Wetbacks didn't build this Country. We did.

Please remember, Bungee doesn't hate Mexicans, he loves his Country but hates what Mexicans are trying to do to it.

Mexicans somehow feel they are owed something by Americans (so does everybody these days) it seems they just want to walk into our Country and take it over. They want us to speak their guttural Mexican language which any real Spanish speaker will tell you does not even resemble the true spoken Spanish language.

Message to criminal invaders: WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE, GET OUT, VAMOOSE! Take your drunk drivers, your stupid hats, your crime, your TB, all of your damn litter, your burden on American health and educational services, having to build additional prisons to house your felons, take your punk gangs and anchor babies with you and GET OUT, NOW.

Please view this. A story on its own, very important, wonder why it never made MSM?

(Phew) I have said all a little Monkey can say.

Perhaps I made myself clear, GET OUT OF MY DAMN COUNTRY, NOW!!

Much Love, Bungee

ENGLAND, WHAT IS GOING ON?

Anger over plan to broadcast Muslim call to prayer on loudspeaker in Oxford
Last updated at 12:46pm on 24th December 2007
From the Daily Mail

Muslim plans to broadcast a loudspeaker call to prayer from a city centre mosque have been attacked by local residents who say it would turn the area into a "Muslim ghetto".







What in the world is going on in England? Why is England
allowing its rich and proud culture to be compromised by
Foreigners from the middle east? The middle east is the
land of collective insanity. Bungee is ready to help, I am
now a "Commando" as you can see. Need me? Call me.
I'm there.

For your enjoyment I have included several
links so you can enjoy the sounds these "people" want
to amplify.

Bungee

Oh my goodness, that is a disturbing noise.

Dozens of people packed out a council meeting to express their concerns over the plans for a two-minute long call to prayer to be issued three times a day, saying that it could drown out the traditional sound of church bells.

It can drown out plenty of sounds as you lucky people can hear as a preview!

But a spokesman for the Central Mosque said that Muslim's also have the right to summon worshipers.

No, they don't, not until you give them that right. Is there a difference between worshipers and Cultists? Probably, maybe not in this case.

Dr Mark Huckster, who lives in Stanton Road and works at East Oxford hospice Helen House, told the Oxford Mail: "The proposal to issue a prayer call is very un-neighbourly, especially in a crowded urban space such as Oxford. "I have lived in the Middle East and a prayer call has a very different feel to church bells and I personally found the noise extremely unpleasant, rather disturbing and very alien to the western mindset.

You got that right Mark, just have a listen and you may see this squealing is pretty much "unpleasant" to anybody but Yoko. Also, Mark, in case you haven't noticed Muslims don't make great neighbors, July 7th comes to mind.

" He added: "If an evangelical Christian preacher proposed issuing sermons three times a day at full volume there would be an outcry. "There could be a sense of ghettoisation of East Oxford. Cowley Road would have a Muslim flavour and could become a Muslim ghetto which is contrary to what we want in a multicultural society." Dr Huckster was among six residents speaking in opposition to the plans, revealed in the Oxford Mail in November.

"There could be a sense of ghettoisation of East Oxford. Cowley Road would have a Muslim flavour and could become a Muslim ghetto which is contrary to what we want in a "multicultural society.

What exactly do you want or expect from a multicultural society? This is what you get.

Allan Chapman, who lives in East Oxford, said: "We are concerned with civil liberties and civil peace and the right to be able to live in our own space. "I do not want preaching at. It is not the tradition of this country or the tradition I subscribe to. "I find this totally, utterly unacceptable and I plan to do whatever I can to stop it." David Hutcheson, of East Avenue, said: "I'm very happy for people to practice their own religion but very unhappy about the thought of having a loudspeaker broadcasting any messages into my private space."

After the meeting, Sardar Rana, a spokesman for the Central Mosque, said he would be happy to clarify any issues and invited anyone to come to the mosque so he could satisfy their concerns. He said: "The call is going on in so many places in the UK, and we must get the same right as everybody else.

"The call is going on in so many places in the UK, and we must get the same right as everybody else."

In my humble opinion (I'm a Yank) "The call" should not be "going on" in the UK or any other civilized Country

"When they ring the bells in church, we respect it but that is also a call to prayer.

Yes it is, it's called English Prayer and they can pray anyway they want. Its their Country.

"We don't want to do anything that will disturb the people or upset the people."

Then DON'T. Go back to wherever you came from and disturb those people.

Much Love
Bungee

WELL DONE ARIZONA!!

PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- Illegal immigrants in Arizona, frustrated with a flagging economy and tough new legislation cracking down on their employers, are returning to their home countries or trying their luck in other states.

In other states? NO! This is the United States, if we get rid of the illegals in one state only to have them infest another state we have not solved the problem, They need to leave the USA and not just move to another state








Make sure you take your litter with you! Don't
let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!
Good riddance.
Bungee

For months, immigrants have taken a wait-and-see attitude toward the state's new employer-sanctions law, which takes effect January 1. The voter-approved legislation is an attempt to lessen the economic incentive for illegal immigrants in Arizona, the busiest crossing point along the U.S.-Mexico border.

And by all appearances, it's starting to work.

"People are calling me telling me about their friend, their cousin, their neighbors -- they're moving back to Mexico," said Magdalena Schwartz, an immigrant-rights activist and pastor at a Mesa church. "They don't want to live in fear, in terror."

Um, Magdalena you say you are an immigrant-rights activist? These are not immigrants they are ILLEGAL immigrants, they have no rights. Apparently you have a problem with the "I" word, just like most Liberals. Please allow me to explain this, these immigrants (as you call them) are CRIMINALS, they have invaded OUR Country and need to leave, at once. When people go into a Country without permission that makes them Illegal, hope that helps you Mag.

Martin Herrera, a 40-year-old illegal immigrant and masonry worker who lives in Camp Verde, 70 miles north of Phoenix, said he is planning to return to Mexico as soon as he ties up loose ends after living here for four years.

"I don't want to live here because of the new law and the oppressive environment," he said. "I'll be better in my country."

Good, then go back to Mexico. You are not needed here.

He called the employer-sanctions law "absurd." Everybody here, legally or illegally, we are part of a motor that makes this country run," Herrera said. "Once we leave, the motor is going to start to slow down."

Um, Martin Herrera I think that when you remove yourself and your little beanlings from OUR Country that the "Motor" will run just fine, please deport yourself, I think America will be better off, without you, try it and find out.

There's no way to know how many illegal immigrants are leaving Arizona, especially now with many returning home for normal holiday visits. But economists, immigration lawyers and people who work in the immigrant community agree it's happening. State Rep. Russell Pearce of Mesa, the author of the employer sanctions law, said his intent was to drive illegal immigrants out of Arizona. "I'm hoping they will self-deport," Pearce said. "They broke the law. They're criminals."

On your worthless way out please make sure this NEVER happens again. You stupid Mexicans actually flew your pathetic little flag above the American flag that was hung upside down. Do not bite the hand that feeds you my friend. It may be the last bite you get.

Get your flag out of MY Country now and remember that Mexicans belong in Mexico, Americans belong in the USA, after all WE built it.

Pearce disagreed that the Arizona economy will suffer after illegal immigrants leave, saying there will be less crime, lower taxes, less congestion, smaller classroom sizes and shorter lines in emergency rooms. "We have a free market. It'll adjust," he said. "Americans will be much better off."

Damn Right we will be better off, get these wetbacks back to where the belong, Mexico!

Bungee

MORE RIOTS BY MUSLIMS IN FRANCE

PARIS, France (CNN) -- The Paris suburbs were again rocked by riots after a second night of lawlessness Monday caused widespread destruction and left scores of police injured, according to French authorities and media reports.

Firefighters in a Paris suburb battle to control a blaze started after youths rioted Sunday night. (did they surrender to the fire?)

An angry mob repeatedly clashed with riot police and torched cars and buildings in the town of Villiers-le-Bel, north of Paris, after two teens on a motorcycle were killed following a collision with a police car Sunday night.


Queen Nancy shows off her "shocked look" after
hearing the news of the violence perpetrated
by the wonderful, peace loving and tolerant
religion of peace.

Please read this first. It is an unedited article from CNN. I know it is a bit dated but so am I.

Rioters bombarded police with baseball bats, Molotov cocktail bombs and bottles filled with acid as the violence spread to the nearby towns of Longjumeau and Grigby Monday night.
The 15- and 16-year-old boys, both sons of African immigrants, according to police, died when their motorbike hit a patrol car in Villiers-le-Bel.

Some residents, populated largely by immigrants and their French-born children, accused police of fleeing the crash scene. However, three eyewitnesses, interviewed on TV, said the police stayed and tried to revive the two boys with mouth to mouth resuscitation.

More than 60 police officers were injured in Monday night's confrontation, with five kept in hospital in a serious condition, according to reports in a number of French newspapers.

A spokesman for the police authorities in the Val d'Oise prefecture refused to confirm the numbers of police injuries, telling CNN that police feared the information could further enflame the already tense situation.

The police spokesman said 60 cars, a library and car dealer's showroom had been set on fire in Villiers-le-Bel. He said a police station had also been damaged and 15 garbage cans torched.

Villiers-le-Bel was not among the districts hit by the weeks of nationwide rioting in November 2005, when disaffected youths nationwide set thousands of cars ablaze to protest against unemployment and discrimination.

Those riots were also sparked by fatalities, namely the deaths of two men of North African descent who were electrocuted while hiding from police in an electrical substation.

French president Nicolas Sarkozy, then serving as the interior minister, provoked controversy at the time by referring to the rioters as "scum."

Sarkozy, currently on a state visit to China, had urged residents Monday to "cool down and let the justice system determine who is responsible for what." A spokesman for the president's office told CNN Tuesday they were continuing to monitor the situation.

The prosecutor's office in the nearby town of Pontoise has already begun an inquiry into the deaths.

Police said the teens drove through a red light without wearing helmets and on an unregistered bike.

But Omar Sehhouli, the brother of one of the victims, told French media the police involved should be arrested. "Everyone knew the two boys here," he told French radio. "What happened, that's not violence, it's rage."

According to the initial findings from the French police watchdog, reported Tuesday in the daily newspaper, Le Figaro, the boy's motorbike was driving "at very high speed" and had failed to give priority to the police patrol vehicle.

The police car was driving normally at around 40 kilometers an hour, the newspaper reported the watchdog had found.

From what I can see and keep in mind I am but a simple Monkey. Here is what happened.

A couple of Islamic African kids T-boned a police car and got killed, how sad. Nowhere in this article will you see any mention of Islam or Muslims. You will see the words "youths" and "An angry mob" or maybe "disaffected youths" what the hell does that mean?

And you will see this: Rioters bombarded police with baseball bats, Molotov cocktail bombs and bottles filled with acid, they also used shotguns, yeah thats real nice.

I really feel sorry for France or any civilized western Country with a rapidly growing Muslim population. Why?


Well, this comes to mind. Islam is not your friendly new neighbor kind of Religion. As you can see these fine folks want to kill you and are threatening Europe with its own 9-11. It seems some of them they are quite happy with their attack on America that killed thousands of innocent people.

They now want to warn Europe about some kind attack equal to the 9-11 attacks on America, nice people, these Muslims.

And Europe just continues to welcome them. Welcome to France my Muslim friends, we have Welfare so you can be paid to plot against us. Welcoming the Islamic fiends? WTF? See below, links are provided.

Even mighty England is suffering from this clash of cultures. Muslims in England have demanded that Muslim hospital patients have their beds turned towards Mecca 5 times a day so they can pray and this is being done as we speak. Please say it ain't so! The English have such a proud and honorable history are they really going to roll over without a fight? From the French I would understand but not England. I am all for freedom of religion but it seems that wherever these lovable, warm and fuzzy, tolerant and peaceful adherents of Islam go, chaos follows. Oh well, at least here in America we don't have to worry about this, right? We have wonderful politicians that protect our borders and are particular about the people that have access to our great Country, right? WRONG my little monkey friend. Mosques are being build everywhere in America as we speak.


This guy could be your next boss. This friendly Islamic goon wants to inflict "Sharia" law in the US and Europe. Islam pretty much has control of a large portion of Europe already. How sad is this?

This Bluto looking dude is going to dictate how YOU live. After all, isn't that what Islam is all about? Other people tell YOU how to live and these "other people" are of the Islamic faith.

"Death to America" they chant and the Liberals just welcome them. Please come into our Country they plead, and please don't hurt us. Just vote for us. There is no voting under "Sharia" law. Of course the Liberal mindset cannot comprehend this, Those friendly Muslim's they probably just need a hug most Liberals will shriek loudly.

Make no mistake my friends, Islam has but one place in modern western society and that is to destroy it completely and replace it with an Ideology that is totally mired in 14th century beliefs. As an American you have to ask yourselves, is this what we want? NO? I didn't think so. Do not let these people get a toehold, their goal is to destroy America and if the Liberal population of America has its say we will very soon (in your child's lifetime) be under the rule of these savage creatures

THESE PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE

Sudan protesters: Execute teacher.

KHARTOUM, Sudan -- Hundreds of angry protesters, some waving ceremonial swords from trucks equipped with loud speakers, gathered Friday outside the presidential palace to denounce a teacher whose class named a teddy bear "Mohammed" -- some calling for her execution.








My Cousin Nester and his Glock

I'm Sure all you Bungeeroo's have seen this on the news. I just wanted to add a little
commentary.


It seems a school teacher was arrested Sunday after she asked her class to name the stuffed animal as part of a school project, the Foreign Office said. She had faced charges under Article 125 of Sudan's constitution, the law relating to insulting religion and inciting hatred.

Folks, her students voted to name a Teddy Bear Mohammed and now these wonderful adherents of the religion of peace want to kill her. WTF?

Liberals are always spouting off about Islam being such a tolerant religion, now we have these savages calling for the execution of a school teacher because of a Teddy Bear.

Gillian Gibbons, 54, was given 15 days in jail late Thursday after she was convicted of insulting religion. She was cleared of charges of inciting hatred and showing contempt for religious beliefs, her lawyer, Ali Ajeb, said.

15 days in jail? She needs to get a lawyer that is not named Ali.

Friday's demonstrations began as worshipers spilled out of mosques in the capital after Friday prayers. They marched to the palace, which is on the same street as Unity High School, where Gibbons taught grade school students. Those who named the bear were 7 years old.

Armed with swords and sticks, the protesters shouted: "By soul, by blood, I will fight for the Prophet Mohammad. Western journalists who attempted to talk to the protesters were ushered away by men in plain clothes. Gibbons is being held in a women's prison in the Omdurman district of Khartoum, and she will be deported at the end of her prison term, British consular officials told CNN.



















"By soul, by blood, I will fight for the Prophet Mohammad" these shiny happy people chant.

How is executing a school teacher fighting for the Prophet Mohammad?
I know I am just a simple Monkey but this whole mess seems overblown.
Oh well, at least this wont happen here in the good ol' USA right?
No Bungee, you are wrong, Mosque's are being built all over the place in the USA as we speak.

But do not worry my little friend. We live in America and we have secure borders that protect us from such evil.

Well, from what I can see our borders are not really very secure and there are Mosque's opening on every corner Kinda like Starbucks except instead of selling coffee they sell Hate.

UPDATE 12/03/07: The Teddy bear Teacher has been pardoned (for what?) and is on her way home, that is good news. The bad news is the UK to which she is returning is slowly becoming Isamasized. We are sure to read more stories just like this one.

Much Love, Bungee,

I have a little Goldfish I named Muhammed, should I worry about this?

BUNGEE RETURNS!!

33 U.S.Senators Voted Against English As America 's
Official Language On June 6, 2007

Hi fans, Bungee here. Sorry
I've been away. I was called
into action. I had to go to New Zealand
to save the rare and endangered
Forked Tongued Hilda-Monster, a
species facing certain extinction.
I failed. This creature keeps moving so
far to the left that I cant catch it.


While I was on assignment in New Zealand I managed to get a few photos of this elusive and rare creature the Forked Tongued Hilda Monster doing what it does best, Lying out of both side of its mouth.

As you can see by the photos on the left this is a highly adaptable creature, notice the electrified thumbs up look as its friend rams a cattle prod where the sun don't shine.

Also notice the creature carefully searching for some "nose nuggets" to feed to its mate.




Who voted for this bill (198:S 1348 ) you asked?

Look it up. I have provided a link above.

You will see that:

Four of them are running for President of the United States
One of them is the Senate Majority Leader.
Another one of these gems ran for President. (and lost)
They are ALL Democrats except one RINO and an Independent.

How could American Politicians have voted against English as America's Official Language?

These politicians could, and did.

They don't care about us, the lowly working class that pay their exorbitant salaries.

Why would they do this? VOTES, for themselves of course. America has always spoken the English language and it has worked just fine for quite a few years. Why are people so opposed to this? How in the hell is a country supposed to work if nobody understands what anybody else is saying? A country needs an official language.

Italians speak Italian, French speak French, Spaniard's speak Spanish, Russians speak Russian and so forth. Language is the simplest form of communication we have and I think that simple Language is what separates us from the Beasts.

Anyway, heres the list: These are highly paid politicians that voted AGAINST English as the official language. Remember these politicians represent YOU.

Akaka (D-HI) He's in favor of partial birth abortions, kill the babies as they come
Bayh (D-IN) He likes Hillary
Biden (D-DE) His record speaks for itself.
Bingaman (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA) No, not Boxer?
Cantwell (D-WA)
Clinton (D-NY) Who woulda thunk it?
Dayton (D-MN)
Dodd (D-CT)
Domenici (R-NM) What a RINO.
Durbin (D-IL)
Feingold (D-WI)
Feinstein (D-CA) Her constituents can't even read.
Harkin (D-IA)
Inouye (D-HI)
Jeffords (I-VT) Oh, no surprise here.
Kennedy (D-MA) Fat Teddy? What a surprise!
Kerry (D-MA) What a sore loser, his rich wife is demanding that French be America's Official Language. If he argues with her he might get a REAL wound. And a REAL Purple Heart.
Kohl (D-WI)
Lautenberg (D-NJ)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Lieberman (D-CT) Oh no, Joe, please say it aint so!
Menendez (D-NJ)
Mikulski (D-MD)
Murray (D-WA)
Obama (D-IL) Osama, put a fork in him, he's done.
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV) He's already surrendered the USA
Salazar (D-CO)
Sarbanes (D-MD)
Schumer (D-NY)
Stabenow (D-M)

My question is, and please keep in mind I am just a stupid little Monkey, Just what should the official language of America be? Should it be French? We have been surrendering a lot lately.
Perhaps our official language should be Arabic, just like in the the UK, maybe Mexican would be a good choice then we wouldn't have to press 1 for English.


Quite a choice we have, there are lots of Language's to pick from. Which one shall we use? Why don't we just pick a language most Americans already understand and choose to speak? A language that is on all our signs, books, and buildings, English! Oh, perhaps that wouldn't be politically correct, we must not offend anyone.

Regards, Bungee

WHAT A PANTS LOAD THIS WOMAN IS!

MIAMI - "A clean sweep" is needed at the White House because President Bush has fostered "a culture of cronyism, corruption and incompetence," Hillary Rodham Clinton said Saturday.

The Democratic presidential candidate told nearly 1,000 women at a fundraiser that she would have much work to do at the White House if she won election in 2008.

"After eight years of the Bush administration, we are going to be shocked by what we find," the New York senator and former first lady said. "Somebody said to me the other day if there was ever a time for a woman president it's now because we're going to have to do a lot of cleaning."

The women, many of who brought their daughters to the $100 per plate "Women for Hillary" breakfast, applauded wildly.

"Grab your buckets, grab your brooms," Clinton said. "We're going to have to do a clean sweep because there has been a culture of cronyism, corruption and incompetence."

Sen. Clinton said Bush has squandered the budget surplus that her husband, former President Clinton, left and damaged the nation's standing in the world with a shortsighted approach to diplomacy.

"It is important to be both smart and tough," Clinton said. "I have no illusions about how hard this job is. I have seen it closely. It is always hard, and after President Bush and Vice President Cheney, it is really going to be hard."

"Grab your buckets, grab your brooms,"
Clinton said.

The only time this woman will touch a
broom is when she's riding one.

The Republican National Committee responded that women will not support Clinton based on her position on major issues.

"If Hillary Clinton thinks women will support her candidacy simply based on her gender she is mistaken," RNC spokeswoman Amber Wilkerson said. "Women, like men, will vote for a candidate because they share their views, and Hillary's consist of higher taxes, bigger government and waving a white flag in the global war on terror."

Clinton and fellow Democrats in the crowded 2008 field planned to participate later Saturday in a forum sponsored by the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials. The group was holding its convention at Walt Disney World.

"A clean sweep" is needed at the White House because President Bush has fostered "a culture of cronyism, corruption and incompetence," Hillary Rodham Clinton said Saturday.

Oh Please, don't make me barf! Click the link below or just Google "Hillary Clinton + lies"

Hillary Clinton thinks all Americans are stupid, as a matter of fact she is counting on it.

This Woman is scary. She will make promise after promise that will never be kept. She will lie without mercy, its the Clinton way. She will step on and destroy anyone or anything that gets in her way. She will pander shamelessly. She will probably be our next President because in this Country the stupid are allowed to vote.

I know all of you women are going to vote for this wretched creature, more power to you. Please don't complain when she is elected.

Much Love, Bungee

Shamnesty Bill Stopped, for now anyway.

Opponents effectively killed President Bush's long-fought and emotion-laden Senate immigration bill Thursday when members voted against advancing the controversial legislation.

The tally was 46 to 53, 14 votes shy of the 60 needed to end debate.

The president, who visited the Capitol this month to push hard for overhauling the nation's immigration laws, delivered a brief statement shortly after the vote saying he was "sorry" Congress could not reach agreement, calling its "failure to act" a "disappointment."

"Congress really needs to prove to the American people that it can come together on hard issues," Bush said.

The bill aimed to create a path to citizenship for some of the 12 million illegal immigrants and to toughen border security.

Explaining his reasons for voting against the bill, GOP Sen. Jeff Sessions, a leading critic of the measure, said "it would not work."

"Our analysis was that it would result in 8.7 million more people in the next 20 years here illegally," said the Alabama senator.

Thursday's vote represented a "sad day for America," said Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer of New York.

"Everyone knows that our immigration laws are broken," Schumer said. "And a country loses some of its greatness when it can't fix a problem that everyone knows is broken. And that's what happened today."

Supporters and opponents of the controversial legislation said that it probably won't be resurrected until after the 2008 elections.

Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff echoed Bush, expressing his disappointment.

"I'm disappointed about the fact that there were some necessary tools which we needed to be able to do more than we can currently do in enforcing the law that were left on the floor of the Senate today," Chertoff said.
Among those tools, Chertoff said, were a mandatory employment verification system, tamper proof cards for undocumented workers, additional penalties, procedural tools and $4.4 billion in additional funds "that would have been a welcome resource."

Enforcement issues were a main concern for Republican Sen. David Vitter of Louisiana, who said his vote against the bill sent a crystal clear message "that the American people want us to start with enforcement, both at the border and that the workplace, and don't want

"The Shamenesty Bill is Dead Jim"
promises. They want action, they want results, they want proof, because they've heard all the promises before."
Sessions said there would be "no permanent hard feelings over this among the people who wanted to pass a bill they thought would help America."

Backers of the bill, Sessions said, were simply "trying to work a compromise
to pass something" and called on members next time to pass legislation that "will work."

The controversial bill won support and derision from both sides of the political aisle. Those voting in favor included 12 Republicans. Sixteen Democrats voted against it and 18 senators switched their votes from an earlier vote to advance the bill on Tuesday.

Those who voted no Thursday included three Democratic freshman -- Sen. Claire McCaskill of Missouri, Sen. Jon Tester of Montana and Virginia Sen. Jim Webb -- who won
close races last year against conservative Republicans.

Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Edward Kennedy expressed optimism that the fight over immigration was a step forward that could ultimately lead to new laws within the next few years. "You cannot stop the march for progress in the United States," he said. "And on this
issue, I have every hope and every expectation that we'll be ultimately successful."
Democratic Senate Majority Leader Sen. Harry Reid said the defeat is "not a time for pointing fingers. It's not a time for casting blame. It's a time for recognition that immigration is a problem that needs to be fixed."

On Wednesday, supporters beat back a number of potentially fatal amendments.

Proponents won a major victory with defeat of an amendment removing the bill's most controversial feature -- a path to legalization and eventual citizenship for illegal immigrants already in the country, which critics charge amounts to amnesty.


Also defeated Wednesday was an amendment by Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, R-Texas, that would have required adult illegal immigrants to return to their home country within two years in order to apply for a new type of visa that will allow them to stay in the United States indefinitely.

With Leaders like this who needs enemies?

Funny Video

Much Love, Bungee.

They just wont quit until America is DEAD

WASHINGTON - Senators pushing a new immigration policy appealed Sunday to wavering supporters ahead of renewed debate on securing the borders and dealing with 12 million undocumented immigrants.

A fragile compromise was pulled from the Senate in early June, then resurrected after bipartisan negotiations with the White House. The bill awaits a crucial test vote this week. With several senators distancing themselves from the proposal, the outcome was too close to call.

"We'll see if between the two parties we have 60 votes" needed to keep the bill moving toward a final vote, said Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif.

The measure would tighten borders, require workplace verification and create a guest worker program. It also would lay out a way by which the estimated 12 million people illegally in the U.S. could gain legal status and work toward citizenship.

President Bush long has advocated an immigration overhaul. On Saturday, he urged lawmakers to "summon the courage" to support what could be the last major legislative achievement of his presidency. "The status quo is unacceptable," he said in his weekly

But he faces dissension from fellow Republicans who demand better border security and oppose any policy that suggests amnesty for undocumented immigrants.

Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., last week said his support for the bill hinges on the outcome of a series of amendments agreed to as part of the compromise to revive the legislation.

Sen. Trent Lott, R-Miss., who has faced critical ads back home over his support for the bill, said Sunday, "I'm not committed to voting for the final product. The wheels may come off. But I am committed to trying."

Democrats have taken hits from their normal allies, including labor and some Hispanic groups. They say the proposal is bad for workers or that provisions for obtaining visas place too much emphasis on skills, to the disadvantage of family ties.

"We know what they're against. What are they for?" asked Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass. He noted that since the Sept. 11 attacks, there have been 39 hearings on immigration, 23 days of debate in the Senate and 52 amendments.

"We have a terrible problem in this country that demands an answer," he said.

But Sen. Jeff Sessions, R-Ala., a leading critic of the legislation, argued that support for the bill continues to plummet, both among senators thought to be behind it and among the public.

"We are going to use every effort to slow this process down and continue to hold up the bill," he said.

Senate passage would send the issue to the House, where Democratic leaders have promised to take it up at an early date. But the legislation also faces a tough road in the House. Many Republicans want tighter border security and opposing giving legal status to those who entered the country illegally.

Feinstein and Lott appeared on "Fox News Sunday" while Kennedy and Sessions spoke on "This Week" on ABC.


"We have a terrible problem in this country that demands an answer," Kennedy said.

Yeah, nice talk Teddy. Do you remember the 1986 Immigration Reform and Control Act? Probably not. Do you even remember what you ate for dinner last night?
Yeah, we do have a terrible problem. You caused this terrible problem" because of that act, which YOU sponsored.

Well, Fat Teddy, most Americans already know the answer and its quite simple. Deport ALL Illegal criminals and seal our borders. NOW! Why do you bloated, overpaid Politicians have such a hard time with that? Its such a simple answer even a Monkey could figure it out.

Much Love, Bungee.

U.S. al Qaeda militant warns of worse attacks

Radical Islam is an infectious disease with
only one known cure.

This:
Total and complete removal from the human race.
These animals are NOT part of the human race.

Crosby Stills Nash & Young once sang a song called "Teach Your Children well"

Good advice.

If not....

They may just turn into one of these.


Or maybe you would be happier if he turned into one of
these? Why does all that finger wagging remind
me of somebody? Oh, now I remember.

I did not have sex with that Goat. Allah Ackbar!


I did not have sex with that woman. Please don't hurt me, Hill.

Perhaps this is more to your liking. A clean cut looking young
Democrat in California. Before the diaper on the head days.
Why do they diaper their heads? Maybe their heads are full of shit ? I really don't know.
I do know that once the diapering of the heads ritual is complete they turn into religious
Zombies. Maybe their Diapers are wrapped too tight? I really don't want to know.

But Goats are my friends!

An ex American that says this about his former Country:
You can see the video HERE. Warning, boring traitor barf alert.

"The United States will face worse attacks than those on September 11, 2001 if it does not heed al Qaeda demands effectively allowing the group control over Muslim countries, a U.S. Islamist militant said on Tuesday.

Adam Gadahn, a California-born convert to Islam and the first American to be charged with treason since the World War Two era, appeared in a video posted on the Internet. Gadahn, wearing robes and a turban, is believed to be in Pakistan.

"Your failure to meet our demands ... means that you and your people will, Allah willing, experience things which will make you forget about the horrors of September 11," said the bearded Gadahn, addressing his comments to President George W. Bush.

"You and your people will, Allah willing, experience things which will make you forget all about the horrors of September 11, Afghanistan and Iraq, and Virginia Tech," he said, referring to the campus shooting rampage last month in which student gunman Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people and himself.

"This is not a call for negotiations. We do not negotiate with baby killers and war criminals like you," said Gadahn.

"You will go down in history not only as the president who embroiled his nation in a series of unwinnable and bloody conflicts in the Islamic world but as the president who set the United States up on its death march."

Listing al Qaeda's demands, Gadahn said: "Pull every last one of your soldiers... out of every Muslim land. If so much as one single U.S. soldier or spy remain on Islamic soil it shall be considered sufficient justification for us to continue our defensive jihad against your nation and people."

Gadahn demanded the United States end all support "moral, military, economic or otherwise to the bastard state of Israel and ban your citizens ... from traveling to occupied Palestine or settling there."

He said a U.S. pullout from Iraq alone would not do.

"Things are not going too well for your crusader coalition," Gadahn said of U.S.-led forces in Iraq and Afghanistan.

"We will continue to strike hard this year, next year, the year after that and so on until the last crusader goes home, whether waving a white flag or lying in a flag-covered casket."

The treason charge against Gadahn carries a maximum punishment of death. Last year, an indictment delivered by a grand jury in a federal court in California accused him of making a series of al Qaeda propaganda videos.

The FBI has been seeking to question Gadahn since May 2004, and the U.S. government has offered up to $1 million in reward money for information leading to his arrest.

Gadahn converted to Islam from a Jewish-Christian family when he was 17 and a few years later moved to Pakistan. He was previously known as Adam Pearlman and grew up on a goat ranch outside Los Angeles"

I wonder if goats have something to do with this?

But still his parents must be beaming with pride! What a great American kid they raised! This kid will never, ever be American again. Too bad for you, Adam Gadahn. I hope you enjoy your terrorist friends, ... and your Goats.

Seems like a nice enough fellow to me. Well, not really. The sooner this loon meets his Allah the better. Virgins will barf at the sight of this traitor.

Much Love, Bungee.

To immigrants, US reform bill is unrealistic

Notice the title of this article? It says "Immigrants"
Why does the main stream media have such a
problem using the word "illegal" These aren't just
Immigrants they are criminals. They have broken
the law. I hate this picture, I look like Jim Anchower.

Bungee

Amnesty is just around the corner for these lawbreakers and they still complain?

"On any given day in the Home Depot parking lot in the San Fernando Valley, from 100 to 200 day laborers – almost all undocumented – show up hoping for work. Much of the talk Friday was of the new Senate immigration plan – particularly its proposal to let illegal immigrants step forward and start down the path to legalization and, eventually, US citizenship."

"This is unquestionably an opportunity to come out of the shadows and into the sunlight," says Jefe Rodriguez, a middle-age contractor who says he makes about $200 in a good week. "However, $5,000" – the price tag to apply for permanent residency – "is way too much money, mucho dinero. We don't have that kind of money."

Perhaps you should go back to Mexico, Jefe.

The United States of America and her people are not here to serve you. Sorry you only make $200 a week in a good week, its not our fault.

You shouldn't even be here, you're Illegal. And how much of that $200 is paid towards taxes? How much do you use in taxes? Do the math, oh thats right, you cant, you're uneducated. Have a friendly liberal gringo do the math for you and you will find YOU represent a net burden on American society. In other words you are using more "dinero" than you are contributing.

I'm sorry to sound harsh but please go away, Jefe, please quit whining. And take your 20 million criminal friends with you.

This reaction – "yes, but ..." – is one sign that the reforms could fall short, even if they were to become law, because illegal immigrants themselves may prefer business as usual to a regimen of fees and journeys home. Their early reactions range from guarded optimism to good-humored laughter at the idea that the plan, as laid out, could actually work.
"because illegal immigrants themselves may prefer business as usual to a regimen of fees and journeys home."

We just prefer to be illegal and will pay no "fees" and you stupid American politicians can do nothing about it. We will still be here.

Of course there is "good-humored laughter at the idea that the plan, as laid out, could actually work."

Even the uneducated illegals are laughing at our own clueless politicians. What does that say? If the United States were a business we would have folded long ago. We are being run by morons. Our politicians are all for sale to the highest bidder. They crave power. They are all idiots. Well maybe not all of them.


Some of them are smart, VERY smart. This specimen
can be very dangerous. It lies constantly and it is running
for Presidential office. This particular specimen will do
whatever it takes to obtain power and cares nothing for
the American people. It is blinded by its own unquenchable
thirst for power. This one is a "shape changer" It can adapt
to its surroundings. When it goes south to look for more
donations it amazingly talks with a "drawl " and when it
heads to Harlem it shucks and jives with Harlem's best.

"Still, the view in Washington, where the Senate is to debate the bill this week, is that this fragile but bipartisan agreement represents a significant step toward finding common ground on a issue that has divided the country in recent years."

Yes, this issue has divided the country in recent years and continues to do so. The country is divided into at least 3 differing opinions depending on who you are.

1) Politicians. They don't care. We have not had an elected official in this country since the forties that actually gives a damn about the USA. Nowadays its all about who raises the most campaign money. Politicians aren't going to touch this issue because it may cost them votes. Thats all they care about because votes equal power. Our Politicians seem dead set on surrendering OUR country to the Mexican invaders just so they can get their votes. Thats Pathetic.

2) American Citizens. We are supposed to be involved in our own governing, remember "for the people, by the people" That is just not happening. The vast majority of Americans want the Mexican invasion stopped now. We are the citizens that live in this country. Where else can we go? This is OUR country and its not your's to give away. We built it. SORRY asshole its going to take more than over population alone to take over our country.

3) Liberals. What can I say about these idiots? It seems they would all be very happy if America died right now. I sure Nancy Pelosi and her liberal politician friends will be thrilled until they find out this actually affects them as well. When Nancy or Hillary wake up on day and find their limousines have been stolen and their ivory towers are covered in gang graffiti maybe they will wake up. Somehow, I doubt it. They would still be in complete denial. They would probably say ... the gangsters just need a hug. BARF



The solution to this problem is so simple.

• Find and deport all people living in this country Illegally.
• Deport them at once, no questions asked.
• Secure our borders.
  
• Start enforcing our existing laws.
• Stiff penalties for businesses that knowingly hire Illegals. This is existing law, its called the I-9 form.
• Deport all liberals, oh well I guess that can't happen. A Monkey can hope though, right?

I apologize for repeating my rants but its important to me and my fellow Monkeys.

Much Love, Bungee

Goodbye America, Its been nice.

WASHINGTON (AP) - Key senators in both parties announced agreement with the White House Thursday on an immigration overhaul that would grant quick legal status to millions of illegal immigrants already in the U.S. and fortify the border.

The plan would create a temporary worker program to bring new arrivals to the U.S. A separate program would cover agricultural workers. New high-tech enforcement measures also would be instituted to verify that workers are here legally.

The compromise came after weeks of painstaking closed-door negotiations that brought the most liberal Democrats and the most conservative Republicans together with President Bush's Cabinet officers to produce a highly complex measure that carries heavy political consequences.

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-Mass., said he expects Bush to endorse the agreement.

"Politics is the art of the possible, and the agreement we just reached is the best possible chance we will have in years to secure our borders and bring millions of people out of the shadows and into the sunshine of America," Kennedy said.

Anticipating criticism from conservatives, Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa., said, "It is not amnesty. This will restore the rule of law."

The accord sets the stage for what promises to be a bruising battle next week in the Senate on one of Bush's top non-war priorities. The president has said he wants to sign an immigration bill by summer's end.

The key breakthrough came when negotiators struck a bargain on a so- called "point system" that would for the first time prioritize immigrants' education and skill level over family connections in deciding how to award green cards.

The draft bill "gives a path out of the shadows and toward legal status for those who are currently here" illegally, said Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif.

The immigration issue also divides both parties in the House, which isn't expected to act unless the Senate passes a bill first.

The proposed agreement would allow illegal immigrants to come forward and obtain a "Z visa" and—after paying fees and a $5,000 fine—ultimately get on track for permanent residency, which could take between eight and 13 years. Heads of household would have to return to their home countries first.

They could come forward right away to claim a probationary card that would let them live and work legally in the U.S., but could not begin the path to permanent residency or citizenship until border security improvements and the high-tech worker identification program were completed.

A new temporary guest worker program would also have to wait until those so-called "triggers" had been activated.

Those workers would have to return home after work stints of two years, with little opportunity to gain permanent legal status or ever become U.S. citizens. They could renew their guest worker visas twice, but would be required to leave for a year in between each time.

Democrats had pressed instead for guest workers to be permitted to stay and work indefinitely in the U.S.

In perhaps the most hotly debated change, the proposed plan would shift from an immigration system primarily weighted toward family ties toward one with preferences for people with advanced degrees and sophisticated skills. Republicans have long sought such revisions, which they say are needed to end "chain migration" that harms the economy, while some Democrats and liberal groups say it's an unfair system that rips families apart.

Family connections alone would no longer be enough to qualify for a green card—except for spouses and minor children of U.S. citizens.

New limits would apply to U.S. citizens seeking to bring foreign-born parents into the country.

__________________________________________________________________

What a load this is. Are we just supposed to sit around and accept this crap? This is amnesty for 20 million criminals that have broken our laws. This is not acceptable. We are growing very tired of having our Country invaded by uneducated and illiterate 3rd world peasants. WE have to live amongst them, WE don't like it and we wont do it anymore.

Do you like it Fat Ted? Oh, You wouldn't know. I'm guessing not too many of these peasants have made the jump to Martha's vineyard otherwise you may feel different.

"
Politics is the art of the possible, and the agreement we just reached is the best possible chance we will have in years to secure our borders and bring millions of people out of the shadows and into the sunshine of America," Kennedy said.

Oh come on. Please, I'm gonna barf here.

Ted, go have another glass of Chivas. And please don't drive. Please don't kill another innocent "passenger"

Bungee wrote a song, would you like to hear it?

OK.

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How this Country used to make me smile.
And I knew if It had its chance
That It could make our people dance
And, maybe, we were happy for a while.

But Politicians make me shiver
With every Z-visa they deliver.
Bad news on this setback,
I can’t take one more wetback.

I can remember how I cried
When I read my Country died,
And something touched me deep inside
The day America died.

So bye-bye, miss American pie.
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them wetback boys were drinking’ tequila and hope
Singing’, "this’ll be the day that I vote.
"this’ll be the day that I vote."

Did you write the immigration laws,
And cant you see they’re full of flaws
If American people tell you so?
Do you believe in Ted Kennedy
Does he care for you and me?
And can he teach me how to swim, real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with them
cause I saw you voting in the gym.
You both voted for the Dems.
Please don’t cry when America ends

I was a lonely teenage Democrat
With a Hillary button and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was blessed with luck
The day America died.

I started singing’,
"bye-bye, miss American pie."
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them wetback boys were drinking’ tequila and hope
And singing’, "this’ll be the day that I vote.
"this’ll be the day that I vote."

Now for ten years we’ve been on our own
And Mexicans grow fat on the American bone
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the wetback sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from Harry Reid
Oh, and while king Reid was looking down,
Hillary stole his thorny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while Hillary read a book of Marx,
Their quartet practiced in the park,
And they sang praises in the dark
The day America died.

We were singing,
"bye-bye, miss American pie."
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them wetback boys were drinking’ tequila and hope
And singing’, "this’ll be the day that I vote.
"this’ll be the day that I vote."

Hillary Clinton in a summer swelter.
And we flew off without a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
The ballistic missile landed on the grass.
Hillary she tried to save her ass
With her jester on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the Hillary smell is in the room
While her sergeants played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause her players tried to take the field;
The marching band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day America died?

We started singing,
"bye-bye, miss American pie."
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them wetback boys were drinking’ tequila and hope
And singing’, "this’ll be the day that I vote
"this’ll be the day that I vote."

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
Americans lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on, Pedro be nimble, Pedro be quick!
Pedro sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched Pelosi on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that traitors’ spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw Pelosi laughing with delight
The day America died

She was singing,
"bye-bye, miss American pie."
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them wetback boys were drinking’ tequila and hope
And singing’, "this’ll be the day that I vote.
"this’ll be the day that I vote."

There was a time I sang the blues
Just hoping for some happy news,
They all smiled and turned away.
I went down to the voting booth
Where I’d heard my vote it just might count,
But the man there said I should dismount.

And in the streets: the children screamed,
Screaming for their welfare queen
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day America died.

And they were singing,
"bye-bye, miss American pie."
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them wetback boys were drinking’ tequila and hope
Singing’, "this’ll be the day that I vote.
"this’ll be the day that I vote."

Al-Qaeda group threatens attacks in France

DUBAI, May 15, 2007 (AFP) - An Al-Qaeda front group in Europe threatened on Tuesday to launch bloody attacks in France in response to the election of "crusader and Zionist" Nicolas Sarkozy as president.

Uh, Oh, This sound pretty serious,
better call these guys.

We will get the job done, we have advanced
surrender training, we have learned from
the American Democrats.

"As you have chosen the crusader and Zionist Sarkozy as a leader ... we in the Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades warn you that the coming days will see a bloody jihadist campaign ... in the capital of Sarkozy," the group's "Europe division" said in an Internet statement addressed to the French people.

The campaign will be "against all those who allow themselves to follow the policy" of the US administration, said the statement whose authenticity could not verified.

The Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades takes its name from an Al-Qaeda commander killed during the US-led invasion of Afghanistan in October 2001.

The group previously claimed responsibility for the July 2005 terror attacks in London, as well those in Madrid in March 2004 and in Istanbul in November 2003.

Just after the London bombings, the group warned European nations to pull their troops out of Iraq within a month or face more attacks like them.
______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

OK. Please forgive for I am slow, I'm a Monkey.

A sovereign Country such as France holds free elections and elects a leader of their choosing. That’s good right? Here comes the Muslim psychopaths threatening to kill innocent French civilians for their decision. That’s got to be wrong. Right?

How many young American boys died on French soil when we liberated them the first time? Too many. Can we liberate them from the Muslims, probably not. it’s a different war now. Sorry France, we cant help you now. Oh and by the way, thanks for letting us fly over your pathetic little cheese eating surrender Country during the Gulf War, oh wait you didn’t. Thanks for nothing.

Much Love, Bungee

Farmers Branch TX, OK’s Racist Anti-Migrant Law

What are these idiots doing, they
don't even belong here! They look
like fools, maybe there is a reason
for that. They are.

The Author, Bungee


The real American Three Stooges. Larry, Curly and Moe.

The Illegal Mexican Three Stooges. Larez, Curlos and Mose'. Written by Daniel Maldonado

Saturday, 12 May 2007

The racist electorate of Farmers Branch, Texas has approved by a 68% – 32% (preliminary results) vote, an ordinance that would fine landlords and property managers $500.00 for renting to the undocumented. Councilman Tim O'Hare, the measure’s main advocate, contends that the city’s economy and quality of life will improve if undocumented residents are prohibited from settling in Farmers Brach. The measure’s approval arrives in the shadow of an article published last week on the MSNBC.com website that shows a number of cities having difficulty raising the funds needed to defend such racist ordinances in court. The Farmers Branch ordinance was one of the cities named in the article. Farmers Branch currently faces 4 lawsuits and it is likely more will be filed now that the measure has passed. Lawsuits questioning the constitutionality of immigration laws passed at the local level have so far been able to stave off the implementation of these laws. The constitution grants the federal government sole control of immigration to the country. Nevertheless, hate filled measures such as the Farmers Branch ordinance have been voted on by 90 cities throughout the U.S. Farmers Brach has produced some of the most heated debates and protests. Opponents of the measure contend that it turns landlords and managers into immigration agents. The measure was originally approved by the city council in November ‘07, but watered down in January of this year. _________________________________________________________________ Lets respond, shall we. Not once in your article did you mention the word "Illegal" although I noticed the word racist was used several times. This won't buy you many friends on the "good" side of the border and it tends to diminish what little credibility you may have had. "The racist electorate of Farmers Branch, Texas has approved by a 68% – 32% (preliminary results) vote, an ordinance that would fine landlords and property managers $500.00 for renting to the undocumented." First of all, Daniel, call them what they are, Illegal Aliens. They are NOT "the undocumented", they are criminals, they broke the law. Our law. This is America, we vote on things. If the city of Farmers Branch voted, 68% – 32% so be it. Looks like the vote says it all. How is that racist? A town in Texas votes to stem the 3rd world invasion that's changing their AMERICAN way of life and that's racist? You're an idiot! The votes have been counted, the tribe has spoken, you must leave at once. "Councilman Tim O'Hare, the measure’s main advocate, contends that the city’s economy and quality of life will improve if undocumented residents are prohibited from settling in." Well, Councilman Tim, you sure got that right. This holds true for every city in America. Read here for a partial list of what our criminal neighbors have been up to in your Country. It isn't very nice. When will you Illegal aliens realize you are undermining our quality of life? Oh, you just don't care. We are Americans and we don't want to share your 3rd world misery. We wont. GET A JOB. In your country. Please stop sponging off of us. The Welfare office is closed, no more food stamps, ... section 8 housing, closed. I'm sorry nobody wants you. Your own country wants you out. They don't want to support you, too bad, and so sad. Don't expect the USA to support you. Its not that we don't like you, its that we don't like you being here. You are here illegally. That means you are a criminal, its really quite simple. GO HOME. Can you comprehend Pedro? Nevertheless, hate filled measures such as the Farmers Branch ordinance have been voted on by 90 cities throughout the U.S. How in the world can enforcing our laws be considered "hate filled measures"? We have laws for a reason and we really don't need help from millions of uneducated, unskilled peasants in making said laws that affect our Country and OUR well being. We will make our own laws, without your help. Read here for some interesting FACTS. Oh, by the way, we really don't need any more of "these things" in our Country either. Please keep try and your trash on your side of the border. This fellow seems mighty proud of his tattoos. What a Guy! At least this idiot gives us a good visual aiming point for a nicely scoped 30/30. This fine specimen is known as the genus "dumbas wetbackus el stupidos" This species is very dangerous to humans because it can "talk". It wont work but it will at times attempt to speak. It has been known to mutter guttural phrases in English such as "Give me your wallet or die, Senior Gringo" and "Which way to the welfare office?" I just love diversity, don't you? Barf. Why do I even bother talking? Nobody listens. Much Love, Bungee.

Mickey Mouse has been an American icon since 1928

This Islamic rodent means nothing
to me, I'll kick his sorry mouse ass!
You mess with America and you mess
with ME!

Bungee.



Not any More.

They have even terrorized Mickey! Say It ain't so! Not Mickey! Now we have an Islamic Mickey Mouse to spread the joy and happiness of Islam to children, Isn't that wonderful. "Hey Minnie, hold my tea and watch this! I'm gonna explode!"

"The squeaky-voiced Mickey Mouse look-alike, named Farfur, is the star of a weekly children's program called Tomorrow's Pioneers on the official Hamas TV station," PMW said, adding that the character takes "every opportunity to indoctrinate young viewers with teachings of Islamic supremacy, hatred of Israel and the US and support of 'resistance' – the Palestinian euphemism for terror."

A Mickey Mouse-like character is making regular appearances on Hamas's al-Aqsa TV to teach Palestinian children that Islam will "dominate the world," the Palestinian Media Watch (PMW) organization said in a press release. Sections of the video are available for viewing on PMW's website.

Oh, thats real nice. Keep teaching your children hate and blaming all of your problems on the west. Does the peaceful and tolerant religion of Islam give these poor innocent children a choice? Right, I didn't think so.

"We remind you that we, the great ones, started this program to lead this world. The nucleus, with the will of Allah, will be from here, from Palestine. We will carry the concern of this (Islamic) nation that awaits us," added Saraa.

And just what makes you so great? How are you going to lead this world when you cant even live in it? From what I can see, every Islamic Nation in the world is a bastion of misery, hatred, intolerance, poverty and despair. You want to "lead the rest of the world" into this? "Lead" typically means "going forward" not backwards.



The show, featuring a giant black-and-white rodent with a high-pitched voice, made headlines worldwide because the character has preached against Israel and the U.S. and urged Palestinian children to fight Israel. It is broadcast on Hamas-affiliated Al Aqsa TV.

Children need to be children first and fighters second, let them grow up before they blow up. Allow your children to make up their own minds.

"We don't incite. We present facts," said al-Sharawi. "We can't cut off our children from the reality they live every day." He said he repeated the words "love" and "peace" six times during the show.

"We can't cut off our children from the reality they live every day."

No, you can't, but you can change the reality your children live in. Try exposing them to peace, tolerance and understanding instead of the intolerant hate they are exposed to now.

Try teaching your children that there is a whole world out there that is tolerant and doesn't hate others based on their religion. That you use a cartoon mouse to push your own hatred onto your children is pathetic. These are YOUR children. Please don't blame us when they start exploding.

"Love and Peace"? I thought this was funny, coming from an Islamic Mouse. Sounds like an angry hippie that has lost his hash pipe, or maybe an old Yoko song.

Much Love, Bungee

Airport adds foot basins for Muslim cabbies

I often wonder if a government
can survive if it tries to be all things
to all people. I don't think it can.
There are too many people and
too many things.


Whats next? White surrender flag cleansing and
cheese supply stations in airports for the French?
Maybe we need grooming centers for Muppet's.
It cannot be done. No Government will ever be
"All things for all people"

Bungee

Police worry about Kansas City 'catering' to Islamic rituals.

The Kansas City International Airport has added several foot-washing basins in restrooms to accommodate a growing number of Muslim taxicab drivers who requested the facilities to prepare for daily Islamic prayer.

OK, forgive me, I'm a little slow. I'm a Monkey.

Kansas City is still an American City, right? If I was to go to a Muslim city, walk into a restaurant and request a pork sandwich with extra bacon and beer and demand to take my dog, would I be accommodated? Probably not. But this is America, we have to be all things for all people, according to the Liberals. The Gods of diversity and multiculturalism have spoken. We must accommodate those who want to wash their feet.

The move concerns airport police who worry about Middle Eastern men loitering inside the building. After 9/11, the airport beefed up its police force to help prevent terrorist attacks.

Isn't this (gasp) profiling? We can't do that, it might save lives! Why should airport police worry about Middle Eastern men being IN the airport when they should be waiting in their cabs? They have to wash their feet? Please.

There are approximately 250 taxicab drivers operating at KCI Airport in Missouri, one of the largest airports in the U.S., linking some 10 million passengers between mid-America and other U.S. cities. Approximately 70 percent of the drivers are of Middle Eastern heritage and practice the Islamic faith, sources say.

Bungee has been in plenty of cabs driven by drivers of Middle Eastern heritage and that practice the Islamic faith and if these nice cabbies wash at all, I can't tell, pheeeewww! put on the AC please! Hurry, Achmed, Roll the windows down! I'm dying here! Your stench alone qualifies as a WMD!

The cost of the project is not immediately known. A spokeswoman for the engineering department said she could not break out the figures. KCI Airport Police Capt. Jim Harmon declined comment, explaining, "This is a touchy subject."

I'll just bet it is, Capt. Harmon. Very touchy.

In a cleansing ritual known as ablution, Muslims are required to wash their feet before praying to Allah five times a day. They often complain that public restroom sinks do not accommodate their needs. Floor-level basins make it easier for them to perform their foot-washing ritual.

I can see how this could be a problem, I know! Maybe they can just use the toilet? You put one foot in and flush it all around, you put the other one in and flush it once again. That could be a song! Whats the difference? Their feet are still cleansed. No need for special floor level foot basins. Last time I checked toilets are floor level. See, A simple solution! Maybe I am being intolerant.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations has pressed government agencies and businesses to install the foot basins in restrooms. The controversial Muslim lobby group advises employers to allow Muslim workers time to perform both the washing ritual and prayer, which "is usually about 15 minutes," according to a pamphlet CAIR publishes called,.........

........"An Employer's Guide to Islamic Religious Practices."

Thats gotta be a "must have pamphlet" for hiring managers everywhere. As long as they do it on their breaks or lunch it should be OK.

This is very interesting, this is what Muslims must do before praying. A 10 step "process"Hmm? Sounds a little cultist to me.

The Islamic purification ritual, known in Arabic as "wudu," involves a 10-step process, which includes:

1. Praising Allah while washing both hands up to the wrist three times, making sure that the water reaches between fingers and under rings.

2. Rinsing out the mouth thoroughly three times, using the right hand (the one not used for cleaning private parts) to bring the water to the mouth.

3. Snorting water into the nostrils from the right hand, three times, to cleanse them of demons that Muslims believe reside there, clearing the passages of any mucous using the left hand.

4. Washing off the tip of the nose with the left hand.

5. Washing the entire face three times from right ear to left ear.

6. Continuing to wash from forehead to throat.

7. Washing the right arm and then the left arm, three times, from the wrist up to the elbow, removing watches.

8. Moving wetted palms over the head from the top of the forehead to the back of the head.

9. Passing the wetted tips of the fingers into the grooves and holes of both ears, and also passing the wetted thumbs behind the ears and ear lobes.

10. Finally, washing both feet to the ankles starting with the right foot, including between the toes, then reciting: "Ash-hadu an la ilaha illal lahu wa ashhadu anna Muammadan 'abduhu wa rasuluh" – meaning there is no god but Allah and he has no partners, and Muhammad is his servant and messenger.

Wow! Thats a lot of hard work just to pray. I didn't know demons lived in the nostrils, maybe I'll blow my nose more often.

To me this sounds like a classic case of some sort of compulsive disorder but I have been raised to be tolerant of other peoples religions. I do wonder though, what does a Muslim with only one hand do?

I really don't think I need to say anything else. If these people want to do this 5 times a day, fine, do it. This is America, we tolerate stuff. But please don't burden our civilized humanity with this 14th century nonsense. If you go through this cultist ritual 5 times a day how do you find the time to explode?

Much Love, Bungee.

Here we go again

If you are here legally God
bless you. If you are not get
the hell out! NOW!

Bungee Monkey the blogger dude.

Bungee Trivia: Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of Mexican victory over what country's forces? Answer below.



This Crap is never going to stop. Ever. I am not a politician, I wield no power for change. I am not a social scientist. I am certainly no expert on immigration.

I am, however an American. We have but this one Country to call our own. It used to be a great and proud Country. Not any more, its now becoming Mexico. Not very great and not very proud. This Country called the United States of America is ours. It belongs to us, we made it, we built it. The USA is bleeding badly, and needs our help. Like I said, its the only Country we have.

I don't want to live in Mexico George and I can personally guarantee no other Americans do either. We can't move to Mexico, we are Americans, we are not welcome.

Please quit allowing Mexico to take over OUR Country. I am growing very tired of having the Mexican culture shoved down my throat. The entire American culture that once made us great and proud is being set aside for Mexicans. Close the border NOW. Have you ever wondered WHY they are swarming over here? To get jobs? Maybe. To provide for their families? Wrong.

And WRONG again. Read THIS if you think Pedro and his friends are only here to do the work Americans wont do.

Or maybe just read this.

This is where our once great country is heading.
Right down the toilet. I sure hope you Liberals are happy.
Flush!

They learn how to hate the Gringo while young.
This is an American high school built and paid for
by Americans. Notice the flag pole? The US flag
is flying upside down and the Mexican flag is flying
above, right side up. Do not bite the hand that
feeds you, my unwelcome friends. Keep
pushing and you will find out what WE WILL do.
Signed Real Americans

"We need a system where our laws are respected. We need a system that meets the legitimate needs of our economy.

Thanks George, I feel so much better now! Our Immigration laws are are certainly not being respected. Perhaps that could explain why these illegal parasites are taking over OUR Country.
Enforce the laws that already exists. They are called Illegal Immigrants for a reason, they are Illegal. I hope that helps you figure all this out , George.

There are an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in the country, and passions run high on what to do about them. Bush wants to establish a temporary worker program for some of them and create a path to citizenship — albeit a difficult one — for many. He says it is unrealistic to propose that millions of people be deported.

Here is what you do about them George, ... Deport them all, every last one. Why can't millions of people be deported? How is that "unrealistic"? I find it "unrealistic" that millions upon millions of unskilled, uneducated 3rd world parasites can be allowed to sneak in here in the first place, and stay here. They are here Illegally, they need to be deported. My guess is more like 20 million criminal invaders. How is it unrealistic? Please do your job and protect the United States of America from these criminal invaders. They snuck into our country and They CAN be removed. And then there is this Illegal handbook.

"We must address all elements of this problem together — or none of them will be solved at all," Bush said.

There is only one element of this "problem" George. There are untold millions of criminal invaders in this country and untold millions more coming every year. Nothing good will ever come from this 3rd world invasion. Address this "element" by rounding up all these criminals we Americans don't want and send them packing. Then you use the might of the USA to seal OUR borders, keep them out, for good. Problem solved. End of problem element.

You spend four and a half billion a month of OUR dollars trying to help the Iraqis. The entire annual budget for US Customs and Border Patrol combined is 7.8 Billion, this is less than what is spent on the Iraq war in just two months! The Border Patrol is also at war, they are undermanned, out-gunned, ill-equipped and demonized by the left. They are fighting for the very survival of the USA as we know and love it. You need to appropriate more funding to end this very serious threat to America and get rid of these criminals. This is what America really wants, try listening to us. Please stop all the Hispandering and do what’s right for America.

Signed, Real Americans.

Trivia Answer: Cinco de Mayo commemorates the victory of Mexican forces over the French occupational forces in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862. Who the hell hasn't defeated the French?

Much love, Bungee

BREAKING! SAN FRANSISCO IS STILL LIBERAL!

Bungee Monkey, Blogger, yeah
that's right!. I'm a Blogger and
You can't stop me. Blog on!

SAN FRANCISCO

Line drawn on immigration legislation

Newsom, Yee slam federal attempts as discriminatory

A cross-section of elected officials, religious leaders and immigrant-rights
Advocates in San Francisco is vowing not to comply with proposed legislation that would criminalize living in the United States illegally and make helping undocumented immigrants a felony.

Mayor Gavin Newsom said the city will not cooperate with any federal attempt to criminalize illegal immigration. "This is a city of refuge," Newsom said at a press conference Thursday. "San Francisco stands in strong opposition of the rhetoric coming out of Washington, D.C."

The Rev. Kay Jorgensen of the First Unitarian Universalist Society of San Francisco said, "Immigrants are contributing to the health and well-being of our communities, while living under the pressures of immigration laws that threaten their own well-being.

How do I get to become a Rev.? It sounds like fun! You get to say really stupid things and people forgive you because you are a Rev. The Rev. Bungee Monkey, yeah I like that! Anyway back to my rant. The Rev. Bungee.

Notice the word 'Illegal' is nowhere to be found as our friend The Rev. Kay tells us how "Immigrants are contributing to the health and well-being of our communities"

How are these Illegals contributing to the health and well-being of our communities? Rev. Kay? The last time I checked they were destroying our communities and our health care system. Been to an ER lately Kay? I Didn't think so. You probably couldn't get in anyway, you're the wrong hue. These "Immigrants" as you so fondly call them are criminals!

You talk about the health and well-being of our communities? Ever heard of Tuberculosis Rev. Kay? Many of these illegals are carriers "as you wring out your hankey, clenching your crying towels" think about that. Tuberculosis is a contagious and dangerous disease. Is this how they contribute to the health and well-being of our communities? In the US we eradicated this disease years ago. Now you and your illegal friends are bringing it right back, the drug resistant strains, Thanks! We Americans sure appreciate that!

And finally the good Rev. goes on to say "while living under the pressures of immigration laws that threaten their own well-being."

They should feel threatened, their "well-being" is not our concern. What they should be feeling is the "pressures" of good old American boots kicking their asses back to their homeland. We have Immigration laws for a reason, Rev. they should be enforced. We have laws against bank robbery, those get enforced, why not laws protecting our Country from illegal invaders? This is the only Country we have Rev. Kay, it needs to be protected. Why cant Liberals understand this simple fact?

I really don't know much about you Rev. Kay so I will not go into full rant mode.

This is really funny though, in case you missed it. It's no wonder they call themselves fools.
Her credits include performing as a mime and clown in The Street Circus, a company that brought theater to the streets of Minnesota.

Don't we all just love mimes? Oh, you hate them too? Thats mean. They bring us "street art." Actually I would rather have my teeth pulled without Novocain than have to watch a mime, but thats just me. I'm a silly Monkey.

I did find this rather interesting as well:

KAY JORGENSON and JANET RENO, Separated at birth or still together?

Do you guys know each other? I know its none of my business, just curious. I'm a Monkey. Monkeys are curious.

Much Love, Bungee.

Illegal Immigration II. The fall of the United States of America.

Just send ME to the border.
Illegal invader pulling weapon on Bungee:
“A man has a right to earn a living, Senior”
Bungee: “Spit, click. Dying ain’t much of a living
Punk! BLAM!”
Regards, the Outlaw Bungee Wales

Why does the mainstream media always call these Criminal Invaders and Illegal Aliens "Undocumented Immigrants" or “Migrant Workers” instead of what they really are, criminals? They’re invading our damn Country. They are breaking our laws, this makes them criminals. Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t criminals supposed to get prosecuted? Why do we even have Prosecutors? Maybe so they can prosecute innocent young white men at Duke University. They sure got prosecuted. Why not the criminals from Mexico? Politics I suppose.

These invading criminals are the underclass and the uneducated of Mexico, too bad, so sad. I don't hate these people. I DO hate what is happening to our country. They are being force fed into the unwilling lives of Americans. Why us? Mexico is exporting its entire underclass to America so we can support them while they take over our Country.

They are the front line of an invasion force that fully intends to take over large portions of our Country by population alone. They have been programed to believe the United States belongs to them. Are we supposed to just welcome these invaders with open arms? Do you want to support them? Me neither but we already are and have been for some time. Are we all turning French?

Should we just wave the white flag and give up?

I really don't think you should give up now , Punk.

These criminals are not here to "do the jobs that Americans won't do" they are here to take over this Country. Our Country, its the only one we have, lets not screw this up. If you don't believe me then do a little research, I don't have time to do it for you. I work hard every day just so these foreign invaders can have a good life and free health care for their little Illegal anchor baby's. Anyway, here's a good place to start. Make sure to view the “Flash Intro”. There is also some excellent research and opinion to be found here.


You idiots better stop all this marching and protesting or things could get downright ugly. The "Day without immigrants" was a great start, only problem is we need is 364 more days like that and were in business. Punks!

These invaders have been swarming over here at an alarming rate since long before 2001. Illegals offer nothing positive to the USA that I can see. Sure, they provide cheap unskilled labor for slave wages. Where does that leave the American unskilled workers? Slave wages, of course.

When I was a teenage Monkey I could always get summer jobs as a masonry laborer and make pretty good money, actual living wages. Not any more, go to any construction site in America and you will see nothing but illegals working "slowly"for minimum wages. These are the slowest people on the planet. Get in line at the grocery store behind one and you will see what I mean.

This trade off for cheap labor isn't a pretty picture. When you consider the cost of attempting to educate the Illegals many little Beanling's, at least until they become old enough to join gangs.

Once they join said gangs and start their life of crime, which they will. Then add in the cost of prosecuting and incarcerating them, it can be very expensive. After all the social services for these criminals, their crime, deadly driving and the cost endured by the victims of such crime, is cheap labor really worth it? No, its not. Not for us anyway. The companies that hire these criminals may feel differently, but they probably have a few politicians on their payroll to help with that.

And, of course, there is health care. These criminals have the best health insurance on the planet. They have no deductible, no premiums, no co-pay, nothing, no cost at all. All they do is go to our American ER and get free quality medical care, they can even get a free ambulance ride by calling 911. Our Emergency Rooms are their free walk in clinics and they are being overrun. In Houston major trauma centers are always on “Drive By Status” which means “Sorry, were full. Pedro has a stuffy nose, poor Juan has stubbed his little Illegal toe and Africans are pumping bullets into everyone again.” Can you feel my anger?

These pictures help illustrate how the Illegals thank us for our generosity and compassion.

The "stupidity factor" sure comes through loud and clear in some of these pictures. These assholes are flying an American flag "upside down" while they fly their pathetic Mexican flag above ours, in America! Assholes. What Country they call to for help when they have a damn mudslide? Or any other kind of disaster, America, of course. Don't call us anymore, America's number has now been changed to an unlisted number.

This is happening right here in America! Our own Country. We built this Country you pathetic parasites, its ours. Just keep on pushing us and find out exactly how much "ours" it is. Trust me, You WILL find out. These assholes are just here to "do the jobs that Americans won't do" Right. They are here to get the Welfare money Americans don't use. Stolen Continent My little Monkey Ass!

And check out this gaggle of intellectual gems. These idiots are calling us "White Racists". What a bunch of morons. They’re "white" too. There is no “Mexican” race. Just look at them, as they lazily wait for handouts. They look like aunt Edna with a tan. Mexicans are part of the Caucasian race, so sorry to say. Maybe we should go back to Europe. We can take our technology with us, then who would these lazy assholes sponge off of?

Have a look at this little parade of morons, what the hell are they thinking? These dumb asses seem to think they had something to do with building the United States. Guess what asshole, You're not in your Homeland. A Homeland is something you "build" and Legally belong to, not something you take over by having lots of Illegal babies. The USA was built by Americans and it belongs to us. Just keep pushing, you will see why we are called Americans and find out just how much it belongs to US! Dumb Ass. I wonder where they got those stupid little signs?



Why do you want President Bush to "step down"? He's going to give all you Illegal idiots amnesty. Aren't you supposed to be out picking fruit or something instead of running around like oafs with your stupid signs?

My official Monkey position is to Deport all of the the 20 Million Illegals that are already here. NOW! Get them out before its too late! Then Close and seal the damn Borders behind them. Maybe then we can take care of our own. We are sealing the damn Iraq borders, why not ours? If we can put men on the moon then we can certainly round up ALL the illegals and send them back to wait for Legal entry into our Country where they will no longer have to be "Illegal immigrants" and they would be warmly welcomed by all.

This could be a great and simple plan, unless of course, you are a Liberal Democrat (see photo below for an example of the classic American Liberal) Liberals will suggest that we Americans all just learn to speak Mexican so we can accommodate and coddle these criminals so until you, the Liberal Politician, can get their Illegal votes. After just few more years of this boo-hoo kerchief wringing and Hispandering you will suddenly find the Mexican flag is flying in front of your ivory tower and there will be chickens and goats running through your front yard, when this happens, and it will. Please don't come running to Bungee for help. Bungee warned you and you got your damn votes.

The American Liberal Democrat. A dangerous and cunning species indeed. Also known as "Liberalus Idiotus Americanus" as seen in example below.


Nancy would never support this plan although she will still weep for the Illegals and the terrorists. Why are you wearing a curtain on your head, Nancy? Who do you think you are, Julie Andrews in The Sound Of Music? Oh no! Nancy is starting to sing"Capitol Hill is alive, with sound of bullshit" Oh shut up! Please. No More! Put a Burka in it.

Much Love, Bungee

Thank you for listening to my little Monkey Rants!